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2010 Sundance Diary: Day 4

Day 4 (Sunday, Jan. 24)

I got another nosebleed today. Whenever I get a nosebleed I think I have cancer or a brain tumor, because in movies it’s always a surprise nosebleed that first alerts a character to such a condition. I’ve made a note to worry more about this when I get home.

You’ve probably been concerned about what I’m eating. Burger King is still the only fast food place within walking distance of the Yarrow and Holiday Village, unless you count the Quiznos, which I don’t, because Quiznos, eh. I had a dream a couple weeks ago that a Subway had opened next to Burger King. I literally dreamed of having more nearby food options.

A couple years ago, a place that used to be a burrito place turned into a place with pizza and sandwiches, and there was much rejoicing. We loved Used To Be A Burrito Place, as it was known. But then last year it was gone, its storefront empty, and there was sadness. This year it has reemerged as a Mexican place, and it’s fairly bueno. My Film.com editor, Laremy, and I had dinner there last night, and then he and I had lunch there today with Neil from Film School Rejects. So thumbs up for Used To Be A Pizza Place That Used To Be A Burrito Place.

Laremy, Neil, and I had just come from a screening of “Howl,” about Allen Ginsberg’s beatnik poem and the obscenity trial it prompted. In our modern age of sex tapes and “Hostel” movies and Larry King’s neck it’s hard to believe that anyone ever thought it was against the law to be obscene, but there you go. Previously, my familiarity with “Howl” was limited to not remembering whether it was by Allen Ginsberg or Jack Kerouac, and also not remembering whether those are possibly the same person. I enjoyed the movie quite a bit, though. It’s not a straightforward biopic, nor is it a courtroom drama, but a mixture of those. Very jazzy and moody, much like the work of Ginsberg or possibly Kerouac himself/themselves.

Up next was a British film about Muslim terrorists, called “Four Lions.” Oh, and it’s a comedy. A pretty funny one, too. You have to really know what you’re doing if you’re going to make a comedy about terrorism. It’s not for amateurs. The men referred to in the title include three Arabic Muslim extremists and one white wannabe named Barry, all Londoners who are planning an attack of some kind. They are all idiots to one degree or another — except, daringly, for their ringleader, who’s portrayed as a smart, sincere family man. The point, of course, is to take the terror out of terrorists by reducing them to buffoons, the same way humorists did with Hitler and Jay Leno. “Four Lions” does a great job of it, though I don’t know how they’ll ever sell “terrorism comedy” to audiences.

With the press screenings as full as they’ve been, we’ve found it necessary to get in line as much as an hour early. That’s fine for people who haven’t covered Sundance before, as they don’t know any better. But for us veterans, it’s unacceptable. We are old and cranky. We remember the days of sauntering in five minutes before show time. So for the next film, the much-buzzed-about “Buried,” Weinberg, Drew McWeeny, and I told some of the newbies to stand in line for us. We saw this as having two positive effects: we get a place in line, and we haze the new guys. And they get the experience of being bossed around by critics who have been around longer than they have. It’s win-win.

“Buried” was a hot ticket because its public premiere the night before had been well received, and because news had just come that Lionsgate had bought the film for $3.2 million. Also, it’s about Ryan Reynolds being buried alive in a coffin, which is something many people want to see. (I’m apparently not the first person to call the film “D*** in a Box,” but I am pleased with myself for thinking of it.) The reaction from our group was generally positive, though a few didn’t think the film lived up to its potential. Their negative comments led some Twitterers to call it a “backlash” response to the film’s success (which was at this point less than 24 hours old), since why ELSE could someone possibly not love a movie they loved except pure knee-jerk contrarianism?? And so it goes.

12 Responses to “2010 Sundance Diary: Day 4”

  1. Sarah Says:

    Dear Eric, I heart you. And I feel terrible that you have to eat such crummy food. So if you would like a home-cooked meal whilst in Utah, I’d be more than happy to make it for you. I could even drop it off at some neutral location in an unmarked bag so you don’t think I’m a crazy stalker…just a mom who could never imagine her own kids eating Burger King all weekend :-)

  2. The Revolutionary Says:

    I love the Used To Be A Pizza Place That Used To Be A Burrito Place. My only complaint about is that whenever I eat there, it always gives me a Feeling That Used to Be Gas But Could Be Something Worse.

  3. Rico Suave Says:

    You know, if you’re getting frequent nose bleeds, I hope someone told you the correct reaction is to tip your head forward, not back, then put pressure on the bridge of your nose. It helps the blood clot faster without it dripping down the back of your throat. The more you know…

  4. Trevor Says:

    You should take Sarah up on her offer, that’s sweet.

    Or you should go to Beto’s.

    Those are two things that I’m thinking.

  5. Turkey Says:

    If there’s one thing I learned from 21 Jump Street, it’s that unexpected nose bleeds come from steroid use.

    Eric, are you juicing for Sundance?

  6. Clayton Says:

    I used to have similar nosebleeds when I lived in Utah. My mission president (a doctor) told me that it was almost always a lack of vitamin C, and recommended I get a fresh source of it every day. Haven’t had one since ’94…whether that did it or not, I don’t know, but it’s worth a shot.

  7. Cascaderick Says:

    Is it just me, or does the Burger King man shown in this blog have drool running out of his mouth?

  8. Stew Says:

    In the immortal words of Ralph Wigam: “The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there”.

  9. eneyone Says:

    Huh, I know a Barry (he even reads this site), but he’s an accountant, not a terrorist. I guess it could be the same thing…

  10. Admiral Byrd Says:

    If you’ve been time-traveling and are getting these nose bleeds around the same time…I have some Lost-type bad news for you.

  11. Random doctor Says:

    Brain tumors don’t present with nose bleeds. They usually present with headaches or seizures. As for the Vit C theory, unless your vit C levels are so low you have scurvy the nose bleeds aren’t related to Vit C. It’s probably the dry air. Portland is humid, Utah is dry. Use a saline nasal spray or a humidifier at night.

  12. Becky Says:

    Oh Eric, Eric–anyone who can make me laugh outloud after the despair I was feeling after reviewing my debt situation deserves moist nasal passages AND a Subway or lovely home-cooked meal delivered at a neutral location from Sarah. I assume you are even composing these little messages on the fly. These daily updates are as enjoyable to me as Snide Remarks (all enjoyable). I think I need a daily dose of your humor. Keep it coming.

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