If filmmaking is a language, then Garry Marshall has a stutter.

“Mr. Do & Mr. Don’t Valentine’s Day Romance Guide,” by @culturepulp. http://bit.ly/dyra0X That Mr. Don’t! He’ll never learn!

Man, you go out of town for 11 days, then come home for four, then leave again for four, and everything just piles up on you. Between Sundance and last weekend’s delightful experience at the Oxford Film Festival, I feel like I’m still recovering from traveling and eating and not sleeping (and then sleeping too much), and overdoing some things and underdoing other things. That is why this post is late, I guess.

Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com is a famously lame monster film, “Night of the Lepus,” in which rabbits are enlarged and become carnivorous. I remember seeing part of this on TV once when I was young, and being practically giddy at the thought of a movie — an actual MOVIE, with famous actors and everything — being so terrible. It seemed inconceivable. Now, of course, I understand that this is commonplace. The dewy patina of my youth has washed away, revealing a cankered and gnarled soul.

What’s the Big Deal? at Film.com focuses on “Bicycle Thieves” (aka “The Bicycle Thief”), a beautiful Italian film from 1948. It’s one of the best films I’ve ever seen about the theft of a bicycle, next to “Pee-wee’s Big Adventure,” of course.

I hate it when I clean the bathroom because people are coming over, and then no one uses it. WHY DID I BOTHER??

New Yorkers might want to check out the Bigelow/Avatar death match at IFC Center. http://bit.ly/aiupSQ

@moiseschiu Already taken care of. He’s fine. http://bit.ly/9LTRr4

Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com: NIGHT OF THE LEPUS (1972). Giant, adorable killer rabbits! http://bit.ly/92lEJw

@Brotodeau You’re seeing JACUZZI WORMHOLE??

Poll shows more support for ‘gay men & lesbians’ in the military than for ‘homosexuals.’ http://bit.ly/cqVlZ8

According to the VALENTINE’S DAY cast list, the only names left in Hollywood are Jessica and Taylor.