Technically, TRASH HUMPERS isn’t a terrible movie. Because technically, I’m not sure it’s a movie at all. But whatever it is, it’s terrible.

Just like MacGyver, I can get out of any situation with nothing more than a thumbtack, a piece of gum, and a grenade.

If you are curious about what kind of movie Neil Marshall’s CENTURION is, I have compiled several helpful examples. http://bit.ly/aiwLRW

I just met the Comics Curmudgeon! I love meeting mildly famous Internet people in person! It proves they exist.

Portland-based COLD WEATHER: rather delightful hipster detective story. @jamesrocchi called it “Dial M for Mumblecore.”

What’s the Wednesday midnight secret screening? Yes, I understand that telling me will make it no longer a secret.

My first SXSW report at Film.com: http://bit.ly/drMyaV

That’s pretty much all you need to know about it to know exactly what kind of movie it is.

Neil Marshall’s CENTURION is the kind of movie where someone says, “You escaped the clutches of Gorlacon.”

Also, Kristen Wiig, Will Forte, and Seth Meyers were sitting kind of close to me! Plus Ryan Philippe and Val Kilmer, but whatever.