It defeats the purpose of not watching AMERICAN IDOL if everyone I follow is just going to tweet about it anyway. #justsayin

Tomorrow is the 100th edition of Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com! Maybe I’m giddy about the milestone, but I’m enjoying writing this one.

Larry King’s wife is accusing him of cheating on her. “Yeah, get in line,” said Death.

To you want to see Betty White holding a flaming chainsaw while riding a centaur John Ritter? http://bit.ly/bvaLhX (via @portlandmercury)

Larry King’s wife is divorcing him because she wants someone younger. Like Andy Rooney.

@Netflixhelps Thanks, you’re right. I guess the better question is: Why would you carry the pan-and-scan version at all??

Great SMBC comic today. Be sure to mouse-over the red button at the bottom of it. http://bit.ly/aygB6J

@timbuel @EricDSnider can i just say sir, that your profile pic is amazing // Thank you! I’m glad you noticed.

RT @cinematical Five Reasons to Support Your Local Film Festival http://bit.ly/9T4wYK <– I wrote this, but go ahead and read it anyway.

Cranky old man blames “The Internet” for the death of film criticism (yes, it died again). http://bit.ly/dzQdsC