@thefilmcynic Precisely like those, yes. Although I think I’m daring enough, and local laws loose enough, to take it further.

There is an abandoned toilet on the sidewalk outside my apartment. Why am I not out taking hilarious pictures with it??

Here I am waxing snarky on the cranky Chicagoan who blames the Internet for everything. http://bit.ly/a0VKLu (@cinematical)

Yes, idiot. You figured it out. The entertainment media loves Will Ferrell because of his *politics*. http://bit.ly/dDgMBs

NY Times: Tea Partiers more educated than general public! (NYT made sure to quote some of the dumb ones, though.) http://nyti.ms/bHTdkf

O’Reilly: “No one on Fox ever said that!” Video: 15 people — including O’Reilly — saying that. http://is.gd/buGSh

This week’s edition of Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com isn’t just another instance of me making fun of something terrible. It’s the 100th instance of me doing that. Yes, if I’d been paid $1 for each Eric’s Bad Movies column I wrote, I would now have enough singles to trade in for a crisp $100 bill!

And with 100 columns under my belt, could a book compilation be far behind?? Maybe one with a couple of new, never-before-published columns??*

I tried to think of a movie that would be fitting for such a milestone, but I couldn’t, so I went with “Jaws 3-D.”

Thanks for reading and loving all 100 of Eric’s Bad Movies so far! If you missed some, the entire archive is here.

*No such book is currently planned. BUT WHAT IF IT WERE??

Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com (#100!): JAWS 3-D. http://bit.ly/dmBLmp

Just imagine UNITED 93 ending with everyone dancing to “Walking on Sunshine” over the closing credits. MUCH less depressing.

I endorse @williambgoss‘s calling the DEATH AT A FUNERAL remake BLEATH AT A FUNERACK. (Think 30 ROCK. The end.)