You want to see Bea Arthur and Rock Hudson perform a merry tune about recreational drug use, right? http://bit.ly/t5QKr

That being said, I truly don’t see how Ke$ha’s SNL performance was any weirder or worse than Lady Gaga’s. Just sayin’.

Funny how SNL did a sketch about 15-minute celebs who’d better hang on to their money the week Ke$sha was the musical guest.

Sometimes I feel bad tweeting negative things about a movie before I write my review, so let’s not talk about THE LOSERS (which sucks).

@DawnTaylor666 Bah, that wasn’t you. I would never be passive-aggressive with you! For you I favor all-out aggression.

How did we passive-aggressively badmouth people before Twitter? Write songs like “You’re So Vain”?

Annoying: when someone doesn’t like talking on the phone or replying to texts — but IS on Twitter, so I can’t complain about them here.

So KICK-ASS won the weekend after all … but only by counting Thursday’s 10 p.m. screenings. Asterisk victory!

RT @jet_set I hate that we’re all so connected that I can’t complain about you without you all knowing it.

By the way, @culturepulp, I do believe “FUMP” and “HORK” are my two favorite sound effects. Don Martin would be proud.