Certain people need to stop being vaguely passive-aggressive on Twitter.

I’ll be in NYC from Saturday morning till Wednesday eve. Who wants to take me to a B’way show? I’ll put out! (j/k) (or am I???)

It’s fun because the e-mail from the press office says one thing, but the wording on the printed schedule says something else! Ha ha!

@alexriviello Are FES screenings public + Franklin only, or can Hudson go too?

Tribeca press: Does Hudson Pass get us into *all* public screenings, or only “matinees”? And what about screenings marked “FES”?

What do you do when you have a brilliant, pithy observation that’s too long for a tweet but too short for a blog post?? #firstworldproblems

I feel OK about taking a two-hour lunch with a friend. I feel less OK about spending those two hours at Panda Express.

@davechensky Yeah, but it’s the same four chords if you play all the songs in the same key, which they’re doing here.