Michael Caine on Letterman reminds me of an important fact: everyone loves Michael Caine. I’ll hear no arguments on this subject.

[Reference to a thing that you'll only understand if you happen to be watching the same thing, and even then, it's not that funny.]

My hotel room smells like dirty socks. Shouldn’t housekeeping do something about that? Like wash my socks?

What’s the Big Deal?: VERTIGO (1958) http://bit.ly/cnZNCd

I can see why they changed it, but I bet the NYC subways were more exciting when people got stabbed all the time.

Hey, I’m famous! http://twitpic.com/1iuqwj (Thanks, @ChaseWhale)