If they had to name an airport after an Oliver Stone movie, I guess JFK was a better choice than World Trade Center.

I haven’t read the TWILIGHT books, but I know they’re terrible because girls like them, and girls are yucky.

I’m now being followed by someone (@secretnakedhobo) who works for the Craig Ferguson show — a show that I sometimes watch! WEIRD.

Here’s an experiment. Right now I’m at the Starbucks on 2nd Ave. & 9th St. in Manhattan. Are any of my 1,954 followers nearby??

Today is Jay Leno’s birthday. In honor of that, here’s a tweet that isn’t funny.