RT @ErikDavis See how long you…
Thursday, April 29th, 2010RT @ErikDavis See how long you can watch this girl talk without wanting to kill yourself http://bit.ly/dtvmnm <– 5 seconds. Do I win?
Archive for April, 2010
If they had to name an airport…
Wednesday, April 28th, 2010If they had to name an airport after an Oliver Stone movie, I guess JFK was a better choice than World Trade Center.
I haven’t read the TWILIGHT bo…
Wednesday, April 28th, 2010I haven’t read the TWILIGHT books, but I know they’re terrible because girls like them, and girls are yucky.
I’m now being followed by some…
Wednesday, April 28th, 2010I’m now being followed by someone (@secretnakedhobo) who works for the Craig Ferguson show — a show that I sometimes watch! WEIRD.
Here’s an experiment. Right no…
Wednesday, April 28th, 2010Here’s an experiment. Right now I’m at the Starbucks on 2nd Ave. & 9th St. in Manhattan. Are any of my 1,954 followers nearby??
Today is Jay Leno’s birthday. …
Wednesday, April 28th, 2010Today is Jay Leno’s birthday. In honor of that, here’s a tweet that isn’t funny.
Michael Caine on Letterman rem…
Tuesday, April 27th, 2010Michael Caine on Letterman reminds me of an important fact: everyone loves Michael Caine. I’ll hear no arguments on this subject.
[Reference to a thing that you...
Tuesday, April 27th, 2010[Reference to a thing that you'll only understand if you happen to be watching the same thing, and even then, it's not that funny.]
My hotel room smells like dirt…
Tuesday, April 27th, 2010My hotel room smells like dirty socks. Shouldn’t housekeeping do something about that? Like wash my socks?
What’s the Big Deal?: VERTIGO …
Tuesday, April 27th, 2010What’s the Big Deal?: VERTIGO (1958) http://bit.ly/cnZNCd
