“Purple Heart? Bah! All you have to do to get one is get shot! Where’s the bravery in that?!” http://bit.ly/9bqLm3

Want to hate all Internet-using males? Read the comments posted on the positive reviews of SATC2. http://bit.ly/ctouDj

I knew these jean diapers were a real thing, but is this really the commercial?? If so, HOORAY! http://bit.ly/a4AyXg

@ColeAbaius Remind me sometime to tell you about my ideas for DEAR ZACHARY remade as a comedy. They are deeply offensive.

@ColeAbaius Tell her it’s a biopic about Pres. Zachary Taylor.

Ignorant old bigot: “Hitler used gay ‘enforcers’ because they were the most savage and brutal.” http://bit.ly/dp9bOT

Me at Film.com: Four Product Ideas Better Than Bella Swan’s Engagement Ring. http://bit.ly/bCD5mo

@oneinamelia They’re going to evolve all over again, and do it RIGHT this time.

Oh, good! Fish are growing hands now. This will end well for all of us. http://bit.ly/dbzFhX

Holy crap! Until today, Art Linkletter was STILL ALIVE! http://bit.ly/93bF8n