MOVIE B.S. w/ BAYER & SNIDER has a guest tomorrow! SNL/MacGruber writer John Solomon! For realz! http://pdx.fm

@WayneSharby No, tragically, you are follower #1 996, and your efforts therefore in vain.

Whoever becomes my 2,000th follower will receive a special* prize**! (*May not be special. **May not be real.)

I aspire to write a scathing review as funny as this one, by Lindy West. http://bit.ly/aEWDha (Contains naughty words.)

Hey @Laremy, I just posted my PERSIA review! #twitterisbetterthaninstantmessenger

I mean, it’s not that GOOD, either. But at least it’s not terrible, which makes it better than all previous video-game movies.

PRINCE OF PERSIA is based on a video game, yet it is not terrible. This has never happened before. Let us reflect.

Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com: EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC (1977). http://bit.ly/9qhbJ4

@Laremy Weird. I don’t remember putting anything funny in there.

Complaining about a SEX AND THE CITY review being catty is like complaining about a TOY STORY review being animated.