@jet_set I was gonna say, if you want to be somewhere at dawn, that’s another reason we’re not married. Anyway, no dueling. Too French.

@jet_set Comments like that are why we’re not married. (There may be other reasons.) I could eat my weight in Olive Garden breadsticks.

So what if I had a dream last night that Betty White and Rue McClanahan were my grandmas and I was visiting them for a week? SO WHAT??

Just FYI, in JONAH HEX, Will Arnett plays an Army Lt. and says the line, “Sir, as you know, my unit is the very best.”

My mom knows more about my friends’ lives than I do because she’s on Facebook and I’m not. THAT IS WEIRD.

Who am I writing about? “The whisper-voiced, squinty-eyed Michigander….”

You know that OK Go video where they’re on the treadmills? Have you ever listened to that song while you were *on* a treadmill? It’s trippy.

Thanks, attentive publicist! Yes, TOY STORY 3 is the best movie I’ve seen all year. (Disclaimer: I haven’t seen MARMARDUKE.)