Yikes, L.A.! TOY STORY 3 is great and all, but riots?? Come on.

@FatboyRoberts When I made that joke earlier, @dawntaylor666 foretold that you, specifically, would appreciate it. She is a prophetess.

My favorite part is when Woody dies and comes back as Woody the White to help Buzz and the fellowship finish their quest.

Obese millionaire doesn’t believe there’s such a thing as being too poor to buy food. http://bit.ly/ddb63C

Ha, apparently Roger Ebert tweeted essentially the same thing I just did. This confirms my suspicion that Ebert and I are the same person.

The 100% rating for TOY STORY 3 at Rotten Tomatoes is great, but I’m going to feel nervous until Armond White weighs in.

Rough draft of my TOY STORY 3 review: “MOVIE HAPPY FUN TOYS CRY MONKEY TORTILLA!” Trust me, it makes sense.

Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com: UNDER SIEGE 2: DARK TERRITORY (1995) http://bit.ly/96oxsA

This baby is a little too sexy for my comfort level. http://youtu.be/PKgaw4gtxFw

@jet_set “Aww screw it. Let’s just have a belching contest while watching Tim and Eric Awesome Show.” // At last, common ground!