Admit it: If we were talking about any company but Pixar, TOY STORY 4 would already be in the works.

This elected official would support Arizona’s new law if Arizona actually shared a border with Mexico. http://bit.ly/bnWXRq

Great night at the ballpark! A player got ejected, and my friend got beaned by a foul ball! There was blood! (She’s OK.)

I am at a baseball game! Because it’s summertime and I’m an American and tickets were cheap! http://tweetphoto.com/28972344

Commenter: “WILD WILD WEST is the worst movie I’ve ever seen!” Me: Oh, how I envy you.

OK, movie critic pals. I know one of you has a DOGTOOTH screener. Cough it up.* *Coughing need not be done literally.

Reason 1,782,938 why people love Tom Hanks. http://bit.ly/aBDZHR

You people who don’t have jobs that permit you to watch and make fun of THE MANITOU, I feel sorry for you.

Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com: THE MANITOU (1978). http://bit.ly/bWDpM9

Wha…? Apparently ‘TIL DEATH became a meta-referential surrealist wonderland in its last season? http://bit.ly/ctyAmH