Even though I’m not famous and no one has tried to impersonate me, I want a “Verified” tag on my Twitter account, because it’s cool.

DESPICABLE ME delighted the 7-year-olds, as well as the 45-year-old hyena woman next to me. Take the kids and/or hyenas!

I look forward to Armond White’s positive review of THE LAST AIRBENDER.

If you say that something is “based off” something, you are saying it wrong. It’s “based on.” YOU’RE WELCOME.

Yes, 5NAL DESTINATION is an awful title. But let’s not overlook the real crime, which is that they’re making a 5th FINAL DESTINATION movie.