I’m not going to make a joke about Steinbrenner’s death. That would be in poor taste. Also, I can’t think of one.

Not to make fun of @bwtanner, but he just asked: “Where’s you Inception review, HUH?!??” Me just saw movie last night! Movie open Friday!

If you want to smell a lot of people, go to the public library on a summer afternoon.

What is the Big Deal That This Is?: THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY (1966). http://bit.ly/aNc3b0

Let’s make up things that the following true statement could be a euphemism for: “There’s a guy in my crawlspace installing new insulation.”

@jamesrocchi I don’t know if this helps, but when I’m unsure whether something is funny or just mean, I say it anyway, just in case.

Is everyone else’s G-chat not logging in to AIM, or am I special?

INCEPTION! Gaaah! Whaaaa! Fuuuuuuh! !!!!!!!!!!!!!