In order to appease Norse extremists, the title character in THOR will be hidden inside a bear costume. #sdcc

@bradtx77 No, no, by all means, welcome to Twitter! And you never need an excuse for Whataburger.

Dummies watch this Onion fake news video from 2008 — http://bit.ly/7qXnz — and think it is real: http://i.imgur.com/dvtkn.jpg

@bradtx77 I see *someone* is suddenly alone and bored.

I may have begun my day by perpetuating cruel Comic-Con stereotypes via text message to @ColeAbaius. Maybe he shouldn’t text me at 7:07 a.m.

If only all celebrity interviews could be conducted like this, and with Steve Carell. http://bit.ly/aYgfjK

. @mtgilchrist “i guess that dare you issued to all area donkeys finally worked out.” See? Even out of context donkeys are funny.