One thing I like about DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS: the word “schmuck” is never actually used.

Maybe I’m jaded, but I am no longer amused by the mere sight of a damaged car, no matter how pristine it was formerly.

I’m tired of the movie gag where the guy’s awesome car gets dented/scratched/ruined by the bratty kids/idiot friend/psycho ex/etc.

Yeah, yeah, Charlie St. Cloud. Let me know when they make the Corky St. Clair movie. #bastardpeople

@ColeAbaius: @williambgoss, @jamesrocchi, and @ericdsnider will all be at Fantastic Fest. You know, to class up the joint.

Shirley Bassey delivers a 007-ish version of Pink’s “Get the Party Started.” I approve of this. http://bit.ly/1M2LyY

Heaven help me, I just had to call @williambgoss because I had a question concerning a plot point in CATS & DOGS 2.

You’ll need to see the pug singing the “Batman” theme song, of course. http://bit.ly/aKA4Zx

Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com: SGT. PEPPER’S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND (1978), in which Bee Gees fill in for Beatles. http://bit.ly/dsnRwf

@mtgilchrist Hey, it’s an honor to have my stuff ripped apart in the same article as one of your un-earnest reviews.