If there’s an unfunny Hitler-related T-shirt, I haven’t seen it. http://ow.ly/2lhAs (via @dawntaylor666)

RT @ColeAbaius This summer…a young gang leader in South Africa dresses up like a red-headed woman…to get an acting job in…Tsootsie.

Is it true that you read (musical) notes, and if so, w… — It is true! I play the piano. I like the old jazz stan… http://4ms.me/9Lxany

@jenyamato Is there any occasion for which quoting NEWSIES songs *isn’t* appropriate?

Here’s a Snide Remarks column I wrote about Prop 8 back when it got voted on. http://bit.ly/dzGkQb

Yep, that’s the last we’ll ever hear about THAT subject!

Prop 8 has been struck down. Glad that’s finally settled, once and for all, forever, the end, period.

The thing about WINTER’S BONE that surprises people the most is that it’s set in Missouri rather than the deep South.

And Now We Imagine a Meeting Between Nicolas Cage and His Agent. http://bit.ly/bQVYla <– written by me, in English.