Just now there was an ant crawling up my spine, in the nighttime! Now I just need a birdhouse in my soul.

What are a few examples of great farce, that are also … — The nice thing about farce is that, almost by definiti… http://4ms.me/bVToLX

“Entitlement, Squables and we wonder why people don’t take web writers seriously” http://bit.ly/9q2tOP Misspelled headlines don’t help.

RT @ErikDavis the way the Shyamalan boo is spreading from theater to theater reminds me of what a sequel to The Happening would look like.

Trailer for DEVIL played in front of SCOTT PILGRIM last night. Audience really did laugh scornfully when Shyamalan’s name came up. Yikes.

Like @williambgoss, I also thought reports of the Shyamalan groan had been exaggerated until I experienced it for myself. Same with heroin.

Will you see and review “8:The Mormon Proposition”? I’… — Probably not. I didn’t have an assignment to review it… http://4ms.me/9VkXFQ

5-year-old niece called to tell me she rode a two-wheel bike. Can you think of anything cuter? No, you can’t, so shut your ugly face.

The worst thing about Twitter being down is that you can’t tweet funny things about Twitter being down.

It’s official: Elena Kagan will be on the Supreme Court that decides whether or not Elena Kagan can get married.