I’m seeing THE EXPENDABLES at midnight, for you. Yes, you. You specifically. I hope you appreciate it.

@thefilmcynic We’re talking about the MPAA, so “normal” isn’t a factor. It’s rated R for “excessive language.” What’s “excessive”?

Can someone who’s seen the Pat Tillman documentary report on approximately how many F-bombs it has? A couple? A dozen? A million?

Finally, a site to replace Rotten Tomatoes for my entertainment needs! http://allartsreview4u.com/

Portlanders: I need a casual place for food & drink where about 20 people can gather, but that doesn’t get too loud for socializing.

My contribution to @cinematical‘s Stallone-a-Thon: DAYLIGHT. http://bit.ly/awLJ2V

Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com: CONAN THE DESTROYER (1984). http://bit.ly/9ej0wC

Courtesy of @devincf, the last great INCEPTION meme: http://bit.ly/aFHRqV (via @williambgoss)

RT @pattonoswalt: “Eat, Pray, Love” (Carnak opens envelope) “Describe, in order, what Rush Limbaugh did on his wedding night.”