RT @williambgoss I should not have looked up “perineum.” // Looking up it is much better than looking down it.

Today’s Variety e-mail made a natural mistake. http://twitpic.com/2ewh8y

RT @bmerritt Heard a guy say he doesn’t have a Facebook and doesn’t get it. Odd. But I guess that’s how I always felt about Perineumbook.

You might just as well have said, “Skeletor attacked by mob of ringwraiths.”

.@jenyamato: “Tila Tequila attacked by Juggalo mob.” Wait, those are both real things?

RT @JohnFugelsang Some Muslims hate all Americans. Some Americans hate all Muslims. Both conditions are neatly filed under ‘douchebaggery.’

@droidguy1119 Nope, not me.