Just FYI: @scotteweinberg‘s birthday message for me included the statement “I wish you were dead.”

Those of you in the Central and Eastern time zones (and farther east, if such places exist) may begin celebrating my birthday now.

@ldmullen @DrewAtHitFix Yeah, I know his name *deserves* to be on it… I’m just sayin’ it’s not a selling point for me.

“This cake is delicious! Don’t believe us? Ask this guy with terrible taste in cakes!”

THE LAST EXORCISM is actually pretty good, so I don’t know why they’re using Eli Roth’s endorsement as a selling point.

I’m seeing a lot of special celebrations for Eric’s Birthday Eve! I’ll be opening the last window in my Snidvent calendar!

This is a good title for an article, if nothing else: “Hayden Christensen, the Eighth Plague?” http://bit.ly/8Y83kh

@jamesrocchi “Who ordered the half-Rocchi?” “That was me, but I asked for the manners on the side.” “My humblest apologies.”

I don’t know if The Oregonian’s new promotional strategy is going to work: http://twitpic.com/2i526q

Via @ErikDavis, a birthday greeting for me! http://youtu.be/G1HlnEURM_A The skinny white guy is basically me in high school.