I enjoyed learning train terminology in UNSTOPPABLE, especially “coupler knuckle.” Coupler knuckle. Say it aloud. COUPLER KNUCKLE

Today’s Garfield comic is controversial. Seriously! The strip: http://bit.ly/cgsZ9v The apology: http://bit.ly/w9Tic

I have tried to add @scotteweinberg, @ldmullen, @gholson and others as friends in QRANK, but have not succeeded. Why am I terrible?

@eugenenovikov Mitchell needs to change out of his costume; luckily, he left his dry cleaning in the car yesterday.

With the Unspecified Holiday Season having descended upon us, you have perhaps wondered, “How can my gift shopping benefit Eric D. Snider?” And the answer lies in the Amazon affiliate program.

It’s simple. Every time you plan to buy something on Amazon.com, come here to EricDSnider.com first. Under the “Buy Stuff” tab at the top of the page is an option to “Shop on Amazon.com.” Click that, and it takes you to Amazon’s home page, just like normal — except that now there is code hidden in it that will result in a small commission for me on everything you buy in that session.

It’s not a huge amount of money, but it helps cover the web-hosting fees, and it pays the salaries of the Laotian children who work in my sweatshop. It also helps me justify the time spent writing the columns and reviews that nobody’s paying me for, beyond the fact that I like typing and my chair is comfortable.

And hey, you’re shopping at Amazon anyway, so why not? It doesn’t affect anything at all in your shopping experience. It only produces a warm glow in your heart. And that’s really what this season is all about: redirecting incremental portions of holiday-based capitalism to me, Eric D. Snider.

P.S. If you have Amazon bookmarked in your browser, replace the bookmarked URL with this one: http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2F&tag=thelandoferic&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=9325  Then you won’t have to come here first every time.

P.P.S. It only works for Amazon.com, not Amazon.ca or Amazon.co.uk or any of the other crazy foreign Amazons. If you shop with one of those non-American Amazons, I don’t want your filthy money.

P.P.P.S. I don’t think there’s a way to use my code if you do your Amazon shopping through an iPhone or iPad app, so obviously you shouldn’t shop that way.

My goodness this is funny. RT @badassdigest: Coogan vs. Brydon in Epic Michael Caine-off – http://tinyurl.com/2wcnxa6

Let’s get our facts straight, Twitter. Daylight saving time *ended* this morning. Now we’re back to standard time. #noYOUarepedantic

@mvp_repo1 Sorry if the review gave the impression I’d read the piece before seeing the movie rather than after, but what diff does it make?

@mvp_repo1 fails to do it justice doesn’t count? I would think someone intimately familiar with the text would dislike the movie even more.

@mvp_repo1 So it only counts if I read the play *before* I saw the movie? Reading it after — and thus better appreciating why the movie