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    Perfectly Harmless Instant Messenger Statements That Will Get You in Trouble If the Government Is Spying on You

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    Perfectly Harmless Instant Messenger Statements That Will Get You in Trouble If the Government Is Spying on You

    i thought my jokes about congress would kill, but they totally bombed

    my dad’s gonna blow up at me when he finds out i helped toilet paper that white house down the street

    she kept hijacking the conversation during the whole plane trip! it drove me crazy! i wanted to kill myself and everyone onboard!

    my science teacher, mr. alkayda, has farts that are like chemical weapons

    i am going to murder president george w bush

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