http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide.php Mon, 13 Feb 2012 01:08:04 MST Mon, 13 Feb 2012 01:08:04 MST en-us Humor Columns from noted humorist Eric D. Snider Copyright 2012 Eric D. Snider. Any reproduction without written permission of Eric D. Snider is strictly prohibited. eric@ericdsnider.com (Eric D. Snider) webmaster@ericdsnider.com (Jeff J. Snider) http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/a-game-of-quarters/ http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/a-game-of-quarters/ Tue, 31 Jan 2012 12:00:00 MST http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/the-hood-life/ http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/the-hood-life/ Tue, 17 Jan 2012 12:00:00 MST http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/a-grimm-view-of-politics/ http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/a-grimm-view-of-politics/ The Three Little Pigs (Conservative Version) Once upon a time there were three little pigs who wanted to own houses even though they had no reliable source of income, being pigs and all. The first pig took out a loan to buy a house made of straw. The second pig took out a loan to buy a house made of sticks. The third pig took out a loan to buy a house made of bricks. Everyone told them they should be careful about buying such expensive houses because they might not be able to keep up on the payments, but the pigs did it anyway. I'm not prejudiced or anything, but it's a simple fact that pigs are notoriously reckless when it comes to personal responsibility. ]]> Tue, 10 Jan 2012 12:00:00 MST http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/seething-stars/ http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/seething-stars/ Tue, 03 Jan 2012 12:00:00 MST http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/josephs-blog-the-carin-carpenter/ http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/josephs-blog-the-carin-carpenter/ Tue, 20 Dec 2011 12:00:00 MST http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/indistinguishable-thats-what-you-are/ http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/indistinguishable-thats-what-you-are/ Tue, 06 Dec 2011 12:00:00 MST http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/the-circle-k-of-life/ http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/the-circle-k-of-life/ Tue, 29 Nov 2011 12:00:00 MST http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/my-rejected-breaking-dawn-part-1-screenplay/ http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/my-rejected-breaking-dawn-part-1-screenplay/ Twilight movies, Hollywood, California, mailed it, and heard nothing back. I'm starting to take it personally. Anyway, here's what I submitted for the first of the two "Breaking Dawn" movies. ]]> Tue, 22 Nov 2011 12:00:00 MST http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/the-frog-days-of-summer/ http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/the-frog-days-of-summer/ From: Marketing department, socks and ping pong balls division Subject: Marketing strategy for upcoming film "The Muppets" Date: February 1, 2011 To: Senior vice presidents of marketing, Walt Disney Pictures Dear senior vice presidents: Our department has concluded its study into the matter of how best to promote the Company's upcoming film "The Muppets," which as you know is scheduled for release this Thanksgiving. Here are our recommendations.]]> Tue, 08 Nov 2011 12:00:00 MST http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/infant-jest/ http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/infant-jest/ Tue, 01 Nov 2011 12:00:00 MDT