http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide.php Thu, 15 May 2008 04:04:54 UTC Thu, 15 May 2008 04:04:54 UTC en-us Humor Columns from noted humorist Eric D. Snider Copyright 2008 Eric D. Snider. Any reproduction without written permission of Eric D. Snider is strictly prohibited. eric@ericdsnider.com (Eric D. Snider) webmaster@ericdsnider.com (Jeff J. Snider) http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/brovaries-duderus-sirvix-vaguyna-and-fellow-pian-tubes-a-guide-to-male-pregnancy/ http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/brovaries-duderus-sirvix-vaguyna-and-fellow-pian-tubes-a-guide-to-male-pregnancy/ Mon, 12 May 2008 12:00:00 UTC http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/between-barack-and-a-hard-place/ http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/between-barack-and-a-hard-place/ Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:00:00 UTC http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/defence-is-de-answer/ http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/defence-is-de-answer/ Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:00:00 UTC http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/the-china-monologues/ http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/the-china-monologues/ Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:00:00 UTC http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/little-known-facts/ http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/little-known-facts/ Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:00:00 UTC http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/wtf-tsa/ http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/wtf-tsa/ Frequently Asked Questions at the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) Website. Q: Tell me again why we can't bring bottled water through airport security? A: Two reasons. One, because we have no way of knowing it's just plain water and not something that could be used to make a bomb. Two, because we said so.]]> Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:00:00 UTC http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/artificially-swedened/ http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/artificially-swedened/ have thousands of dollars. I have the essential items -- bed, chair, table, piano, life-size plastic dog, Ron Burgundy bobblehead doll, flashlight, etc. -- and I'm happy with that. Or at least I thought I was happy. Then an Ikea store opened in Portland and I realized how truly miserable I was. ]]> Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:00:00 UTC http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/a-crock-of-buttars/ http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/a-crock-of-buttars/ Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:00:00 UTC http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/a-visit-to-mississippi-part-2/ http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/a-visit-to-mississippi-part-2/ (Part 1) Kim and Jen went to Wal-Mart again Friday morning, goodness knows why, and then we drove into the heart of Oxford for lunch. At the center of town is a place called The Square, a charming, old-style town square populated by shops and restaurants. It had been recommended that we have lunch at a place called the Ajax Diner. This proved to be the best advice any of us had ever been given, by anyone, at any time, in our entire lives. ]]> Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:00:00 UTC http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/a-visit-to-mississippi-part-1/ http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/a-visit-to-mississippi-part-1/ Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:00:00 UTC