While watching the news, Ben and Katz learn that a mailbox in their neighborhood was struck by a car driven by a bald Caucasian male in his late 40s. Ben assumes it was his dad, despite dad's protests that while he is in his late 40s, he is "balding," not bald. Ben beats the thing into the ground and eventually apologizes (sort of) when the real bad guy is caught. Also in this episode: Katz and Stanley find a long black hair in the peanuts.

• Jeff Garlin: His grandmother heckles him at his shows; she introduces his friends as his "boyfriends"; he likes to call his mom and pretend to be someone else, delivering soap that she didn't order.
• Tony V: Has a huge head, upsetting people at movie theaters; hates traffic jams when there is no visible cause for it; his wife is afraid whatever's in the road might have kitties in it.