Ben and Katz both use "Ultra Henna Bouquet," which makes their hair an odd orange color. Ben just can't bring himself to complain, though, since he got the sample free in the mail and loves getting anything free. They do call the hotline, and Katz tries to complain ("Lady, we look like a couple of freaks, you gotta help us"), only to be stopped by Ben. They give up.

• Kevin Meaney: Constantly dieting ("I retain air"); can't fathom "all-you-can-eat" places, and he mocks the gluttons who go in there ("Will someone step in my mouth and pat down the food? I must have two servings left"); hates hotels where they have no respect for the "do not disturb" sign; housekeeping keeps wanting to give him more towels -- "I don't think I can get any dryer!"; they always want to give you "chocoleets," and if you don't take them, they'll leave them on the pillow when you're not there, causing you to think you've "pooped the bed."
• Fred Stoller: Doesn't fit in "outside"; has been acting recklessly: drinking expired milk, putting a letter in a mailbox without jiggling the handle afterwards to make sure it went down ("I walked the hell away"); tries to be aloof -- "like Kiefer Sutherland"; uses the "random" feature on his CD player to keep things interesting; when a woman says "ANyway" on the phone, with the accent on the first syllable, it's the same as saying, "GO to hell" or "HOPE you die"; mom wants him to be a college graduate "so you can say you're a college graduate" -- "Like I can't say that now?"; once said "women, shmimen" and a woman got mad at him, apparently tired of being called "shmimen."