Ben wants to take a bike trip to Nova Scotia, and he and Katz discuss the great outdoors. Several plans are offered, but what they wind up doing is sitting around the house all weekend. Ben gets the whole thing on tape, thanks to Laura's camcorder.

• Don Gavin: Wants to sit in the same chair as Katz; his family expressed affection only through the occasional high-five; had eleven accidents last year; once robbed a bank at the drive-up window; tried lifting weights ("Boy, are those heavy!"); shakes hands with Katz and won't let go.
• Robert Shimmer: The idiocy of tampon commercials; what to do when a shark is "bothering" you; wonders how they identify plane crash victims by their dental records ("If we don't know who they are, how do we know who their dentist is?").