Eric D. Snider
The Lake Elsinore News
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| # | Column Title | Description | Date | Angry |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Blame Game | People blame others for their own stupid kids | 06/06/1990 |  |
| 2 | Barfully Glad to See You | Carnival comes to town | 06/13/1990 | |
| 3 | Genealogy, I am Spewing It | Eric's family history | 07/11/1990 | |
| 4 | Take My Job, Please! | Eric's job at the Greyhound station | 07/18/1990 | |
| 5 | Actual News from Actual Newspapers | Actual news from actual newspapers | 07/25/1990 | |
| 6 | Suspension of Disbelief | Odd decisions made by high school administration | 08/08/1990 | |
| 7 | Molar Eclipse | A trip to the dentist | 08/15/1990 | |
| 8 | The Kernville Horror Part 1 | White-water rafting on the Kern River | 08/22/1990 | |
| 9 | The Kernville Horror Part 2 | White-water rafting on the Kern River | 08/29/1990 | |
| 9.5 | When You're a Bum and Life is Wretched and Homely, There's One Place to Go: Downtown | The awfulness of Main Street, Lake Elsinore | 11/30/-0001 | |
| 10 | Larry Parker Got Me Nothing | Daytime TV | 09/05/1990 | |
| 11 | Movie at a Sluggish Pace | Really lame horror movie about slugs | 09/12/1990 | |
| 12 | Revitalization Fever: Catch It! | The renovation of Lake Elsinore's Main Street | 09/26/1990 | |
| 13 | Laying Down Some New Facade | Elsinore High School tries to make itself look better | 10/03/1990 | |
| 14 | New Jersey for Girls | High school won't let girls wear football jerseys | 10/17/1990 | |
| 15 | I Manage to Screw Things up | Eric has to be a manager for a volleyball team | 10/24/1990 | |
| 16 | Halloweenie | Eric struggles to write a Halloween column | 10/31/1990 | |
| 17 | Upper-Level Mismanagement | Eric actually manages a volleyball game | 11/07/1990 | |
| 18 | Study, Shmudy | Trying to get good grades | 11/14/1990 | |
| 19 | The Homecoming Queen's Got a BRRRRRAAAAPPP! | Homecoming queen burping contest | 11/21/1990 | |
| 20 | Thanksgiving Is All Relative | Your typical Thanksgiving column | 11/28/1990 | |
| 21 | Un-Covering Football | Eric covers high school football for the paper | 12/05/1990 | |
| 22 | Volleybawling | Eric actually has to play volleyball | 12/12/1990 | |
| 23 | Yes, Virginia, There Is a Santa Claus. I Think | The intangible joys of Christmas | 12/19/1990 |  |
| 24 | Tardiness Never Was Happiness | Getting detention for being late | 01/02/1991 | |
| 25 | When I Think about You, I Interview Myself | A 25th-column interview with myself | 01/09/1991 | |
| 26 | I Was Lucky, Butt.... | Ditching school to see Mark & Brian | 01/16/1991 | |
| 27 | Life of a Columnist Not Too Earth-Shaking | Just like it says | 01/23/1991 | |
| 27.5 | Protest-ant Reformation | Anti-Gulf War demonstrators | 11/30/-0001 | |
| 28 | Going Downhill Fast | Skiing | 01/30/1991 | |
| 29 | Pavane for a Dead President | Alleged facts about Washington and Lincoln | 02/06/1991 | |
| 30 | Advice for the Lovelorn | How to get a Valentine | 02/13/1991 | |
| 31 | I Feel Eric Move under My Feet | Earthquake safety | 02/20/1991 | |
| 32 | Bard to Death | Shakespeare and stuff | 02/27/1991 | |
| 33 | New Rock Band: Jew-2 | Forming a rock band | 03/06/1991 | |
| 34 | Hi Ate Us | Why I took a month off from writing | 04/03/1991 | |
| 35 | Country Roads Take Me Nowhere | Trying to find the person behind "Clinton Keith Road" | 04/10/1991 | |
| 36 | Call Me Irresponsible | Aaron's parents think I'm irresponsible | 04/17/1991 | |
| 37 | The East Coast Jokes are Hip | School trip to D.C. and New York City | 05/01/1991 | |
| 37.5 | Authentic Colonial Humor | An amusing anecdote in Colonial Williamsburg | 11/30/-0001 | |
| 37.6 | Controversy, Shmontroversy | Fallout from the legendary April Fools issue of the school paper | 11/30/-0001 | |
| 38 | No De-fence against Drunk Driving | Boring school assemblies; hitting a chain link fence with a car | 05/15/1991 | |
| 39 | Chemical Retraction | High school chemistry class | 05/22/1991 | |
| 40 | Seven Times '70s | Odd '70s nostalgia | 05/29/1991 | |
| 41 | Broken Prom-ises | Deciding to go to Prom | 06/05/1991 | |
| 42 | The High Cost of Prom-ing | Expensiveness of Prom | 06/19/1991 | |
| 43 | Prom-pt Preparation | Preparations for Prom | 07/03/1991 | |
| 44 | Japan Gets a Bad Rap | Going to a TV taping of a dumb rap music show | 07/10/1991 | |
| 45 | Rush Hour Traffic | Listening to Rush, and cars breaking down | 07/17/1991 | |
| 46 | A Total Eclipse of the Brain | School district nervous about eclipse | 07/24/1991 | |