The Lake Elsinore News
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| # | Column Title | Description | Date | Angry |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 57 | How Do I Irritate Thee? Let Me Count the Ways | 14,000 things to be irritated about | 10/09/1991 |  |
| 25 | When I Think about You, I Interview Myself | A 25th-column interview with myself | 01/09/1991 | |
| 7 | Molar Eclipse | A trip to the dentist | 08/15/1990 | |
| 36 | Call Me Irresponsible | Aaron's parents think I'm irresponsible | 04/17/1991 | |
| 5 | Actual News from Actual Newspapers | Actual news from actual newspapers | 07/25/1990 | |
| 29 | Pavane for a Dead President | Alleged facts about Washington and Lincoln | 02/06/1991 | |
| 37.5 | Authentic Colonial Humor | An amusing anecdote in Colonial Williamsburg | 12/31/1969 | |
| 27.5 | Protest-ant Reformation | Anti-Gulf War demonstrators | 12/31/1969 | |
| 81 | No Laughlin Matter (or, Fire at Will!) | Boating in Laughlin, Nevada | 08/19/1992 | |
| 38 | No De-fence against Drunk Driving | Boring school assemblies; hitting a chain link fence with a car | 05/15/1991 | |
| 84 | BYU Cavalcade of Traditions | BYU traditions, and the Phantom of the Basement | 09/30/1992 | |
| 2 | Barfully Glad to See You | Carnival comes to town | 06/13/1990 | |
| 70 | Why Theater Sucks | Categories of theater | 01/15/1992 |  |
| 61 | The Main Problem | City's misguided attempt to "fix" Main Street | 11/06/1991 | |
| 85 | BYU: Bad Stuff Happen Here | Dangerous things at BYU | 10/07/1992 | |
| 10 | Larry Parker Got Me Nothing | Daytime TV | 09/05/1990 | |
| 41 | Broken Prom-ises | Deciding to go to Prom | 06/05/1991 | |
| 75 | The Crappiest Place on Earth | Disneyland | 04/08/1992 | |
| 26 | I Was Lucky, Butt.... | Ditching school to see Mark & Brian | 01/16/1991 | |
| 52 | Dog Tired | Dog-related anecdotes | 09/04/1991 | |
| 65 | Drinky the Drunk Guy | Drinking, for whatever reason | 12/04/1991 | |
| 31 | I Feel Eric Move under My Feet | Earthquake safety | 02/20/1991 | |
| 13 | Laying Down Some New Facade | Elsinore High School tries to make itself look better | 10/03/1990 | |
| 22 | Volleybawling | Eric actually has to play volleyball | 12/12/1990 | |
| 17 | Upper-Level Mismanagement | Eric actually manages a volleyball game | 11/07/1990 | |
| 67 | Meeting Our Quote-a | Eric and his friend produce a calendar | 12/18/1991 | |
| 21 | Un-Covering Football | Eric covers high school football for the paper | 12/05/1990 | |
| 53 | Baby's First Ticket | Eric gets a ticket for turning left | 09/11/1991 | |
| 15 | I Manage to Screw Things up | Eric has to be a manager for a volleyball team | 10/24/1990 | |
| 63 | Widespread 'Rumors' | Eric stars in a play called "Rumors" | 11/20/1991 | |
| 16 | Halloweenie | Eric struggles to write a Halloween column | 10/31/1990 | |
| 3 | Genealogy, I am Spewing It | Eric's family history | 07/11/1990 | |
| 4 | Take My Job, Please! | Eric's job at the Greyhound station | 07/18/1990 | |
| 42 | The High Cost of Prom-ing | Expensiveness of Prom | 06/19/1991 | |
| 37.6 | Controversy, Shmontroversy | Fallout from the legendary April Fools issue of the school paper | 12/31/1969 | |
| 66 | A Heavy Subject | Fat people | 12/11/1991 | |
| 33 | New Rock Band: Jew-2 | Forming a rock band | 03/06/1991 | |
| 77 | You're Camping My Style | Four men, camping | 05/06/1992 | |
| 24 | Tardiness Never Was Happiness | Getting detention for being late | 01/02/1991 | |
| 76 | Sing Us Some Death, Mr. Piano Man | Getting knocked unconscious by a piano | 04/15/1992 | |
| 50.5 | Falling Down | Going Bungee jumping on assignment | 08/21/1991 | |
| 74 | Carnival Blows Chunks | Going on carnival rides | 04/01/1992 | |
| 73 | Rushing to Meet My Doom | Going to a Rush concert | 03/18/1992 | |
| 44 | Japan Gets a Bad Rap | Going to a TV taping of a dumb rap music show | 07/10/1991 | |
| 47 | Shame Goes on Game Shows | Going to a TV taping of an awful game show | 07/31/1991 | |
| 79 | Getting Gradually Worse | Graduation ceremonies | 07/29/1992 | |
| 39 | Chemical Retraction | High school chemistry class | 05/22/1991 | |
| 14 | New Jersey for Girls | High school won't let girls wear football jerseys | 10/17/1990 | |
| 55 | Stress Code | High school's new, strange dress code | 09/25/1991 | |
| 50 | A Fiftieth Column Retrospective | Highlights from the first 49 columns | 08/21/1991 | |
