The Lake Elsinore News
Showing results 51-95 of 95
| # | Column Title | Description | Date | Angry |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 62 | People I've Angered | Home-economic "moms" and football players, to be specific | 11/13/1991 |  |
| 19 | The Homecoming Queen's Got a BRRRRRAAAAPPP! | Homecoming queen burping contest | 11/21/1990 | |
| 87 | Jumping through the Hoopla | Hoopla and ceremony surrounding Homecoming | 11/04/1992 | |
| 30 | Advice for the Lovelorn | How to get a Valentine | 02/13/1991 | |
| 88 | Homedumbing | Huge dinner bill for Homecoming | 11/11/1992 | |
| 51 | Columnists on Ice | Ice skating | 08/28/1991 | |
| 27 | Life of a Columnist Not Too Earth-Shaking | Just like it says | 01/23/1991 | |
| 69 | Resolutions, an Anecdote, and a Duck's Skull is Quacked up | Just what the title says | 01/01/1992 | |
| 45 | Rush Hour Traffic | Listening to Rush, and cars breaking down | 07/17/1991 | |
| 48 | Mary Hart Failure | Mary Hart's voice causes seizures | 08/07/1991 | |
| 40 | Seven Times '70s | Odd '70s nostalgia | 05/29/1991 | |
| 6 | Suspension of Disbelief | Odd decisions made by high school administration | 08/08/1990 | |
| 1 | The Blame Game | People blame others for their own stupid kids | 06/06/1990 | |
| 59 | Football and Gang Violence: American Traditions | Post-football celebration marred by gangs | 10/23/1991 | |
| 77.5 | The Day After | Post-Rodney King violence at high school | 05/06/1992 | |
| 43 | Prom-pt Preparation | Preparations for Prom | 07/03/1991 | |
| 58 | Anecdote for the Poison | Random amusing anecdotes | 10/16/1991 | |
| 11 | Movie at a Sluggish Pace | Really lame horror movie about slugs | 09/12/1990 | |
| 78 | Stuck between a Rock and a Rock | Rock-climbing and rappelling | 06/03/1992 | |
| 46 | A Total Eclipse of the Brain | School district nervous about eclipse | 07/24/1991 | |
| 37 | The East Coast Jokes are Hip | School trip to D.C. and New York City | 05/01/1991 |  |
| 71 | It's All Greek to Me! and Other Obvious One-Liners | Seeing a Greek tragedy performed | 02/12/1992 | |
| 32 | Bard to Death | Shakespeare and stuff | 02/27/1991 | |
| 28 | Going Downhill Fast | Skiing | 01/30/1991 | |
| 68 | A Traditional Christmas | Snider family traditions | 12/25/1991 | |
| 83 | I Have No Class | Summary of first semester BYU classes | 09/23/1992 | |
| 66.5 | Whee! The People! | Summary of the Bill of Rights | 12/11/1991 | |
| 60 | Make a Run for the Bother | Taco Bell on a date | 10/30/1991 | |
| 86 | What a Long Bus Trip It's Been | Taking the bus to Los Angeles | 10/21/1992 | |
| 80 | Mucho De Niro | Terrified by "Cape Fear" | 08/12/1992 | |
| 64 | We Gather Together to Ask for Digressing | Thanksgiving | 11/27/1991 | |
| 9.5 | When You're a Bum and Life is Wretched and Homely, There's One Place to Go: Downtown | The awfulness of Main Street, Lake Elsinore | 12/31/1969 | |
| 72 | The Stepford City Council | The City Council gets replaced by robots | 03/11/1992 | |
| 23 | Yes, Virginia, There Is a Santa Claus. I Think | The intangible joys of Christmas | 12/19/1990 | |
| 12 | Revitalization Fever: Catch It! | The renovation of Lake Elsinore's Main Street | 09/26/1990 | |
| 82 | A Humor Column | The varieties of Humor Impairment | 08/26/1992 | |
| 54 | Traffic School House Rock | Traffic school | 09/18/1991 | |
| 35 | Country Roads Take Me Nowhere | Trying to find the person behind "Clinton Keith Road" | 04/10/1991 | |
| 18 | Study, Shmudy | Trying to get good grades | 11/14/1990 | |
| 49 | Tae One on | Visiting a Tae Kwon Do lesson | 08/14/1991 | |
| 56 | A Lesson in Friendship | Warning: Not funny! Actually quite serious! | 10/02/1991 | |
| 8 | The Kernville Horror Part 1 | White-water rafting on the Kern River | 08/22/1990 | |
| 9 | The Kernville Horror Part 2 | White-water rafting on the Kern River | 08/29/1990 | |
| 34 | Hi Ate Us | Why I took a month off from writing | 04/03/1991 | |
| 20 | Thanksgiving Is All Relative | Your typical Thanksgiving column | 11/28/1990 | |
