The Lake Elsinore News
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| # | Column Title | Description | Date | Angry |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | Actual News from Actual Newspapers | Actual news from actual newspapers | 07/25/1990 |  |
| 30 | Advice for the Lovelorn | How to get a Valentine | 02/13/1991 | |
| 58 | Anecdote for the Poison | Random amusing anecdotes | 10/16/1991 | |
| 37.5 | Authentic Colonial Humor | An amusing anecdote in Colonial Williamsburg | 12/31/1969 | |
| 53 | Baby's First Ticket | Eric gets a ticket for turning left | 09/11/1991 | |
| 32 | Bard to Death | Shakespeare and stuff | 02/27/1991 | |
| 2 | Barfully Glad to See You | Carnival comes to town | 06/13/1990 | |
| 1 | The Blame Game | People blame others for their own stupid kids | 06/06/1990 | |
| 41 | Broken Prom-ises | Deciding to go to Prom | 06/05/1991 | |
| 84 | BYU Cavalcade of Traditions | BYU traditions, and the Phantom of the Basement | 09/30/1992 | |
| 85 | BYU: Bad Stuff Happen Here | Dangerous things at BYU | 10/07/1992 | |
| 36 | Call Me Irresponsible | Aaron's parents think I'm irresponsible | 04/17/1991 | |
| 74 | Carnival Blows Chunks | Going on carnival rides | 04/01/1992 | |
| 39 | Chemical Retraction | High school chemistry class | 05/22/1991 | |
| 51 | Columnists on Ice | Ice skating | 08/28/1991 | |
| 37.6 | Controversy, Shmontroversy | Fallout from the legendary April Fools issue of the school paper | 12/31/1969 | |
| 35 | Country Roads Take Me Nowhere | Trying to find the person behind "Clinton Keith Road" | 04/10/1991 | |
| 75 | The Crappiest Place on Earth | Disneyland | 04/08/1992 | |
| 77.5 | The Day After | Post-Rodney King violence at high school | 05/06/1992 | |
| 52 | Dog Tired | Dog-related anecdotes | 09/04/1991 | |
| 65 | Drinky the Drunk Guy | Drinking, for whatever reason | 12/04/1991 | |
| 37 | The East Coast Jokes are Hip | School trip to D.C. and New York City | 05/01/1991 |  |
| 50.5 | Falling Down | Going Bungee jumping on assignment | 08/21/1991 | |
| 50 | A Fiftieth Column Retrospective | Highlights from the first 49 columns | 08/21/1991 | |
| 59 | Football and Gang Violence: American Traditions | Post-football celebration marred by gangs | 10/23/1991 | |
| 3 | Genealogy, I am Spewing It | Eric's family history | 07/11/1990 | |
| 79 | Getting Gradually Worse | Graduation ceremonies | 07/29/1992 | |
| 28 | Going Downhill Fast | Skiing | 01/30/1991 | |
| 16 | Halloweenie | Eric struggles to write a Halloween column | 10/31/1990 | |
| 66 | A Heavy Subject | Fat people | 12/11/1991 | |
| 34 | Hi Ate Us | Why I took a month off from writing | 04/03/1991 | |
| 42 | The High Cost of Prom-ing | Expensiveness of Prom | 06/19/1991 | |
| 19 | The Homecoming Queen's Got a BRRRRRAAAAPPP! | Homecoming queen burping contest | 11/21/1990 | |
| 88 | Homedumbing | Huge dinner bill for Homecoming | 11/11/1992 | |
| 57 | How Do I Irritate Thee? Let Me Count the Ways | 14,000 things to be irritated about | 10/09/1991 | |
| 82 | A Humor Column | The varieties of Humor Impairment | 08/26/1992 | |
| 31 | I Feel Eric Move under My Feet | Earthquake safety | 02/20/1991 | |
| 83 | I Have No Class | Summary of first semester BYU classes | 09/23/1992 | |
| 15 | I Manage to Screw Things up | Eric has to be a manager for a volleyball team | 10/24/1990 | |
| 26 | I Was Lucky, Butt.... | Ditching school to see Mark & Brian | 01/16/1991 | |
| 71 | It's All Greek to Me! and Other Obvious One-Liners | Seeing a Greek tragedy performed | 02/12/1992 | |
| 44 | Japan Gets a Bad Rap | Going to a TV taping of a dumb rap music show | 07/10/1991 | |
| 87 | Jumping through the Hoopla | Hoopla and ceremony surrounding Homecoming | 11/04/1992 | |
| 8 | The Kernville Horror Part 1 | White-water rafting on the Kern River | 08/22/1990 | |
| 9 | The Kernville Horror Part 2 | White-water rafting on the Kern River | 08/29/1990 | |
| 10 | Larry Parker Got Me Nothing | Daytime TV | 09/05/1990 | |
| 13 | Laying Down Some New Facade | Elsinore High School tries to make itself look better | 10/03/1990 | |
| 56 | A Lesson in Friendship | Warning: Not funny! Actually quite serious! | 10/02/1991 | |
| 27 | Life of a Columnist Not Too Earth-Shaking | Just like it says | 01/23/1991 | |
| 61 | The Main Problem | City's misguided attempt to "fix" Main Street | 11/06/1991 | |
