College fun-time gone horribly, horribly wrong

The Garrens Comedy Troupe is a sketch-and-improv group that I started when I was a freshman at BYU. The entire history of the group is told here; I'll provide just a basic outline for this introduction. The Garrens are a bunch of crazy people who do shows every Friday on BYU campus in which they do funny, crazy things that make people laugh and go crazy. During the three years I was with them, before kicking myself out in September 1997, I wrote a good many of the sketches and songs the group used. I usually helped perform them, too, though I was often more of a hindrance than a help in that area. (I came back to the group in 1999 and remained with it until its demise in 2001.) Below is a sampling of the stuff I wrote for the Garrens. There is much more to come -- there are around 60 items, total, that you'd be interested in -- but this is a good smattering to start with. Note that since the Garrens generally perform at BYU, there is often a bit of BYU- or Mormon-related humor involved. If a particular sketch or song would not make sense to a non-Mormon, it has been noted. Feel free to read it anyway, but don't expect me to explain EVERY SINGLE joke to you. I don't have that kind of time, man.

1. Dinner at Denny's
2. Don't Know Why Available on CD!
3. The General Authorities Song (2nd version) (Contains all LDS material)
4. The General Authorities Song (3rd version) (Contains all LDS material)
5. The General Authorities Song (4th version) (Contains all LDS material)
6. The General Authorities Song (5th version) (Contains all LDS material) Available on CD!
7. The General Authorities Song (6th version) (Contains all LDS material)
8. The General Authorities Song (Original Version) (Contains all LDS material)
9. Hold on, the Light Will Change Available on CD!
10. I am so Handsome Available on CD!
11. It Had to be U
12. Livin' la Vida Utah Available on CD!
13. My Siamese Twin Fiancee Available on CD!
14. Official Garrens History (as written by Eric D. Snider)
15. Piano Man Available on CD!
16. The Pioneer Song Available on CD!
17. The Scully Song Available on CD!
18. The Seventh Sense
19. Sharing Our Journals (Contains mild LDS humor, but you'll get the joke anyway)
20. Since My Best Friend Got Engaged Available on CD!
21. Some Friend You Are
22. Terrycloth 2000 Personal Weight Training System
23. The Titanic Song Available on CD!
24. Your Thong