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Bickford Shmeckler's Cool Ideas

As a screenwriter, if you want to get right to the point, you give your characters names that telegraph their personalities. Fat women are named Bertha; nerds are named Marvin; middle-aged moms are named Susan or Debbie; average joes are named Dave (and, yes, occasionally Joe).

The protagonist in "Bickford Shmeckler's Cool Ideas" is, of course, a super-smart, socially awkward geek, and in this uneven comedy about him, he has written a very brainy treatise on quantum physics that he calls a "unified theory of everything." (Think Stephen Hawking, then take away some of the brilliance.) When the book goes missing, evidently taken by a gorgeous girl named Sarah (Olivia Wilde) during a toga party hosted by his roommates, Bickford (Patrick Fugit) flies into a panic.

There's your movie right there: life's work stolen; protagonist must reclaim it (or, in a more complex film, come to realize he doesn't need it). "Cool Ideas" tries to go further, though. It reunites Bickford with his precious book in the second act; act three then flounders without a conflict as Bickford learns Important Lessons About Life (including the one where you shouldn't over-think everything).

The frustrations Bickford faces in finding his lost book are many. A deranged janitor (Matthew Lillard) says he found the book in the garbage, but he won't give it up until Bickford helps him quiet the alien voices in his head. Somehow the book's now-anonymous text makes its way to a Dungeons & Dragons geek squad in the back of a comic book shop, where they worship its brilliance and publish its tenets among the students like religious tracts. Soon Bickford Schmeckler's cool ideas are all the rage on campus -- except that no one knows who wrote them, and Bickford is too caught up in his search to realize the annoying pamphlet he keeps seeing is actually his work.

There is some fun to be had in all of this, and Patrick Fugit is almost always an enjoyable actor to watch. Bickford has a troubled past and a high-anxiety present, but Fugit plays him with enough of a light touch that he comes as across as more funny than sad, an endearing mess of a guy.

And as a side note, writer/director Scott Lew and cinematographer Lowell Peterson shot the film in high-definition digital video, and it looks fantastically clear and crisp, with vivid, rich colors.

But there is too much ambivalence in the movie's last section, particularly with the Bickford/Sarah relationship (they become close in the course of his search for the book that she stole and lost). Like Hamlet, Bickford spends an inordinate amount of time inside himself, fretting over his ideas, fretting over his interpersonal relationships, and fretting over how much he frets. The consequence is that the film's early momentum wears off, and we realize the movie's not as amusing or entertaining as it wants to be, nor are Bickford's cool ideas actually all that cool.

Grade: C+

Rated R, some harsh profanity, some vulgarity, some partial nudity

1 hr., 30 min.

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This item has 6 comments

  1. Ann says:

    I think your reaction to this film depends upon your college experience. It's not important that Bickford's text be brilliant. This is a comedy about where your head is when you’re in college.

    It's like the first time you read Ayn Rand and you just can’t believe everyone is not talking about Objectivism. You’re irritated by your parent’s politics and complacency. You’re anxious because your favorite class is outside your major. You’re titillated because you slept with someone you never would have even looked at in high-school. It’s a rarefied world you share with thousands of other young, anxious adults. But it’s not until after you leave it that you realize how intense you really were- and how common that experience is. I enjoyed watching the dynamic of the two main characters moving toward each other: Bickford was in his head; Sara was all about her body. As the film moved along you could see the two characters leveling each other off. It made me nostalgic.

  2. Ben says:

    OMG this film was really bad. if you are over the age of 12 this movie is not for you,

  3. Swank says:

    this movie is... really fun to watch in my opinion...

    it's not a good movie, it doesnt try to press a certain opinion into your mind. i like it just because of that

  4. Paul says:

    I kinda want a free copy just to have one...

  5. Nick says:

    I liked the movie in that I have always thought of considered such ideas, and if you like mind-boggling "the universe is infinite, so our importance can't be measure against it" ideas, it's awesome. Also, maybe smoke some green before hand and the ideas are really impressive, and obviously easier to comprehend with an open mind.

    I'd like to contradict the majority by my A+ I give this movie, which is solely dependant on my personal interest of physics and science.

    Also, Patrick Fugit was PERFECT for this part.

  6. Kyle says:

    If this film reminded you of college, you were an emo dork. Bickford somehow lived in a frat house when he was an annoying, smug nerd who came off as sympathetic as Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man. His ideas were not cool, and they were not original. Fugit was wrong for the part. And it's a shame John Cho was criminally underused. This part seemed like it was written after seeing Rushmore and I Heart Huckabees with Jason Schwartzmen in mind for the part of Bickford Shmeckler.

    You'd have to smoke some green to think Bickford's recycled thoughts were impressive ideas or even something resembling ideas. Throw in some nudity, take out a few of the big words stolen from philosophers no one cares about, and this could have been a National Lampoon's film. At least Fugit has his music career to fall back on, cause I don't think there is going to be an Almost Famous: Part 2 or Bickford Shmeckler's Way COOLER Ideas.

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