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Darkon (documentary)

Movie Review

Darkon (documentary)

by Eric D. Snider

Grade: B

Released: September 14, 2007

 

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You know those guys who re-enact Civil War battles in full military regalia with realistic replicas of 1860s weapons? Geeky, right? And you know those guys who spend hours in their parents' basements playing Dungeons & Dragons and other role-playing fantasy games? Total nerds.

Well, what if you combined those two groups? You'd have Darkon, a role-playing fantasy game in which the participants actually dress up as wizards and warriors and engage in mock battles with homemade medieval weaponry.

These guys (and, yes, a few girls) are the subject of "Darkon," a documentary that peers casually into the inner workings of the game and lets us laugh at -- er, with? -- the participants. Directors Andrew Neel and Luke Meyer spent several months with the players in the Baltimore area, and while the resulting footage is highly entertaining, I can't shake the feeling that Neel and Meyer are staging a freak show. But the subjects seem happy with the film -- one of them was lumbering around the South by Southwest Film Festival in his body armor to promote it -- so what do I care?

We open with some hilariously cheesy fantasy mumbo-jumbo ("It was a time of unrest in the realm of Darkon," and so forth) and soon meet the major players. Skip Lipman, a friendly bear of a man, leads the nation of Laconia under the name Bannor. Laconia is a small, peaceful land that has grown frustrated with the imperialistic superpower called Mordom, led by Keldar (whose real name is Kenyon Wells), and Keldar and Bannor frequently engage in heated discussions over the future of their countries.

Every other Sunday, warrior knights from all the nations gather together in parks or on football fields for "battles," conducted with round-edged swords and other harmless faux weaponry. A player's "injuries" in battle depend on what kind of armor he's wearing and what kind of weapon he's struck with. The players know all the intricacies; I get that different levels of weapons have different colors, and as you strike an opponent, you call out the color of your weapon so that he knows what kind of injury he should pretend to have received.

Everyone has a great time in Darkon, and as the film shows them off the playing field ("out of character," as they put it), we see that they participate in Darkon for the reasons you'd expect. Real life offers very few chances to be a hero; some of the guys aren't successful socially or professionally; Darkon is a chance to explore sides of yourself that otherwise would go untapped; etc.

One young man hopes that Darkon will build his confidence, only to discover a depressing fact: Not everyone can be a king or a wizard. There are underlings and peons in Darkon, too, just as in real life. Why would you join a game just to be a nobody?

Neel and Meyer keep an eye out for amusing visuals, like the Darkon guys marching along a path in full costume, with serious looks on their faces, only to be passed anachronistically by a jogger with an iPod. The directors shoot the battle scenes as cinematically as possible, too, which makes the goofiness of it -- padded weapons, and warriors having to yell out colors to indicate how bad they've hurt you -- all the more hilarious. A scene with Skip's young son practicing his own sword-fighting techniques is one of the funniest things I've seen all year.

The best documentaries of this genre (i.e., Unusual People Who Do Unusual Things) humanize their subjects so well that we come to identify with them and realize how much we have in common. "Darkon" doesn't do that. It has a lot of good-natured fun with the players, but it keeps everything on a fairly superficial level. Someone who thinks a Darkon participant would have to be a hopeless loser isn't liable to think any differently after watching the film. On the other hand, someone who's into this sort of thing is bound to think: Awesome! Now there's a league I can join!

[You can watch this film for free online through Snag Films.]

Grade: B

Not rated, probably PG-13 for one F-word

1 hr., 33 min.

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