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Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

Movie Review

"Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle"

Review by Eric D. Snider

Grade: B-

Rating: R

Released: Friday, July 30, 2004

Directed by:

Cast:

"Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle" is a stoner comedy in the grand tradition of, um, "Dude, Where's My Car?," only funnier and snappier. I will tell you without compunction that I laughed many times during the film, and I will add that 90 percent of those laughs were at things I cannot repeat here. (Well, I guess I COULD repeat them, since this is the Internet, but I won't.) The movie is approximately what you would expect; if you walk out of it offended, that's your own fault for not doing your homework before you went.

It is the tale of two post-college 20-somethings and their attempt to satisfy some pot-induced late-night munchies. They are the Korean-American Harold (John Cho), a responsible type with much work to do for his investment-banker job this particular Friday night; and Kumar, an Indian-American with great MCAT scores who refuses to go to medical school because he'd rather loaf around, smoke weed, and live off his father's money.

They are residents of Hoboken, N.J., and they realize in order to sate their cravings for White Castle hamburgers, they will have to drive to a nearby town. Thus begins a series of adventures, sidetracks and distractions, most of them typical of the genre: There is a horrific bathroom experience, some vehicular mayhem, and a couple run-ins with wildlife; there are many jokes focused on post-adolescent gay paranoia, where being gay is the worst thing imaginable and is therefore the funniest thing to joke about; and there are hot chicks with whom Harold and Kumar may or may not get to fool around.

These are the film's less inspired elements, exhibiting far less imagination on the part of writers Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg (both first-timers) than some of the movie's other scenes suggest. For example, there is a fantasy sequence where Kumar falls in love with a huge bag of pot that is among the funniest things I've seen all year. (Imagine all the love fantasies you've ever seen in movies, then replace the woman with a human-sized brick of marijuana.) There's also a hilariously self-effacing cameo by Neil Patrick Harris ... as himself, high on something and lost in the woods. (Cameos from other pals of the filmmakers abound, too, including Ryan Reynolds and Jamie Kennedy.)

So it's hit-or-miss, but the lead actors are eminently likable, and the direction (by Danny Leiner, who also gave us "Dude, Where's My Car?") is brisk and snappy. The jokes that don't work aren't belabored; the ones that do are often gut-bustingly, outrageously funny.

I mentioned the lead characters' race earlier. This is because they often mention it themselves. They have two Jewish friends whose heritage they make the butt of jokes, in addition to the cracks about their own ethnicities. There are also plot points involving racial profiling by police officers. None of it ever feels racist or anti-semitic; in fact, it's just the opposite. The movie sees everyone as being from different backgrounds, but united by the fact that they're all human, all flawed, and all acceptable targets for humor. If you make fun of everyone, then everyone's on the same level.

Grade: B-

Rated R, abundant harsh profanity, vulgar dialogue, some nudity, some strong sexuality, a lot of drug use

1 hr., 27 min.

This item has 3 comments

  1. Woody says:

    This movie is also a GREAT advertisement for White Castle. After watching, I had an immediate craving myself for those testy, greasy, slippery little burgers. Since all of the White Castles in my area closed down several years ago (go figure?). I was forced to purchase a frozen 6 pack at the local Wal-Mart. Hey, steamed in the oven for 20 minutes at 350 they tasted like they came fresh off the grill.

    Only problem is now, where do I get those wonderful french fries to go with them?

    Cheers!
    Woody

  2. jennifer says:

    dis movie so funny and its off da hook

  3. Nick says:

    I love this movie - to be honest, it is the parody that movies like "Not Another Teen Movie" attempt to be. After all, the title alone makes it clear that there's no plot. It was actually a pretty funny look at racial issues - certainly not satirical, but in creating a world where people are ridiculously racist seems to make the whole idea seem stupid - your last few sentences are dead on. This movie could have been brilliant, really, but there's a lot of stupid plot points (you don't say!?) - okay, the part with Freakshow was unfunny, as was the part where Kumar goes into the woman's bathroom, but that one ridiculously bigoted police officer more than made up for it.

    So I've two things to say about this movie - one, those "EXTREME!" kids were hilarious - the way one of them grabs a bag of Doritos, yells "EXTREME CHEDDAR!" and proceeds to eat them in an EXTREME way (at least, he tries) was just priceless...and two, Kumar is more or less going to be known as Kumar his whole life. He's on House now, which is semi-serious, and everyone I know has referred to him as "Kumar". The funny thing about this was that in '02, when this movie was being advertised on TV, the advertisors themselves knew that the actors were more or less nameless...instead, referring to them as "the Indian guy from Van Wilder, and the Asian guy from American Pie" - knowing full well that most of the audience would refer to them the same way.

    Ahhh, and one more, NPH is brilliant!!

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