I Am Number Four
Movie Review
"I Am Number Four"
Review by Eric D. Snider
Grade: B-
Rating: PG-13
Released: Friday, February 18, 2011
Directed by:
Cast:
So much of the potential in "I Am Number Four" goes untapped that I hope the sequel that's shamelessly set up at the end of it actually happens. There's good material for an exciting franchise here, if only someone could figure out how to guide it in the right direction.
Based on a young-adult novel by Jobie Hughes and James Frey -- which they published under the hilarious pseudonym "Pittacus Lore" -- this is the story of John (Alex Pettyfer), a seemingly ordinary teenage boy who is, in fact, an alien. He's one of nine who have been hiding here on Earth, the last of their kind, and the last line of defense between mankind and a race of malevolent aliens called Mogadorians who want to wipe us out and take over the planet (as is most malevolent aliens' wont).
John lives with a guardian, Henri (Timothy Olyphant), who is of his species and is assigned to protect him. If they catch wind of the Mogadorians tracking them, or if their "we're totally not aliens, we swear" cover is blown, Henri and John move to another town and come up with new identities. "This is the part I hate the most," John says in voice-over. "The running. But it's the only thing in my life that's real."
Does that sound brooding and angst-ridden? Buddy, you have no idea. John is so tired of running, so tired of having Henri as the only constant in his life, so eager to make an emotional connection with someone. They wind up in Paradise, Ohio, a quaint town where John strikes up a romance with Sarah (Dianna Agron), the beautiful, wholesome girl with the jerky football-player ex-boyfriend. The ex, Mark (Jake Abel), bullies smaller kids, doesn't like the look of the new guy, et cetera, et cetera. Meanwhile, John starts to notice that he is developing certain superpowers, likely because he is a Chosen One, et cetera, et cetera.
At first glance, the whole affair appears to have been inspired by "Twilight." It appears this way after several more glances, too: the mysterious loner with supernatural characteristics, the forbidden romance, the extra-powerful bonds of love that these mysterious creatures can form, the stylishly moody pop soundtrack, the way everyone stands around posing all the time like characters from some show on The CW -- a lot of the film is glossy, dreamy wish-fulfillment, to be sure.
But "I Am Number Four" is better than you-know-what at avoiding the pitfalls of sap and melodrama, and much more adept at appealing to both genders. The film eventually becomes a fairly useful action flick, with chases and showdowns brawny enough to make young men stop feeling embarrassed for having accompanied their girlfriends to the theater. Sam (Callan McAuliffe), a twerpy science geek and UFO enthusiast from school who assists John, serves as a character that we can relate to better than the dauntingly pretty Dianna Agron and Alex Pettyfer. The Mogadorians (led by Kevin Durand), hideous in appearance, are fearsome as they relentlessly stalk their prey. An enigmatic hot chick played by Teresa Palmer does some butt-kicking as well. The director is D.J. Caruso, whose last two films, "Disturbia" and "Eagle Eye," starred Shia LaBeouf; this feels like the kind of movie LaBeouf would be in, if he weren't busy playing with Transformers.
There were times when the film reminded me of another youth-centric property with running themes of good-vs-evil and high-school-is-hell: "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." No surprise, then, that one of the screenwriters is "Buffy" veteran Marti Noxon, and that the other two are "Smallville's" Alfred Gough and Miles Millar.
Two things prevent "I Am Number Four" from being outstanding. One is its more than occasional use of rudimentary plot contrivances, coincidences, and other lamery. The other is its uncertainty over what it's supposed to be. It's unlikely that very many viewers will be fans of both the moony romance stuff AND the fights-and-explosions stuff, and there's a lot of both. It has nothing to do with whether those things are done well -- simply combining them is risky. Caruso and company almost pull it off. If there is a sequel, I bet it improves on the foundation laid here.
Grade: B-
Rated PG-13, for some profanity, moderate violence
1 hr., 50 min.
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February 18, 2011 at 9:11 am
But the question is, if there is a sequel, what will it be called? "I Am Number Four...Two" feels a bit awkward.
February 18, 2011 at 11:34 am
..and other lamery...
Hilarious!
February 18, 2011 at 6:28 pm
So there are 9 left. Is Henri one of the 9? Or was that overlooked.
I was kind of expecting a "I Am Number Five...", "I Am Number Six...", etc style for the sequels when I first saw the preview for this a few months ago. That seemed to be what they were setting up, but if it's based off some books they'll probably go with that.
The moment I saw the preview I thought... Hollywood strikes again. seems like so many franchises these days are only green lighted if they can be spun off into at least a trilogy, preferably an endless stream of releases (until the gritty reboot).
Here's to a good movie though, thanks for the review. I haven't seen it yet, sounds like I should from what you say here.
February 18, 2011 at 11:04 pm
"But the question is, if there is a sequel, what will it be called?"
I Am Still Number Four?
I Am Number Four and a Half?
I Still Know What You Did When You Were Number Four?
Number Four Harder?
February 19, 2011 at 12:47 am
I'm just upset that those ******** left the dog in the locker room! He was a hero!
February 20, 2011 at 6:47 am
The James Frey rip-off (writers) contracts for his so called 'fiction factory' are really interesting. You guys should look it up if you can.
February 20, 2011 at 5:08 pm
LOL this was pretty funny.
I, unlike most people, have actually read the book.
No, henri isn't on of the 'Nine' their planet got blownup by the evil mogadorians and there were nine kids who have special abilities that survived..... They all left their planet with their guardians.
February 20, 2011 at 8:21 pm
I am Number 3.14159... perhaps?
February 21, 2011 at 12:48 pm
It will be called The Power Of Six because that is what the next book is called.
February 22, 2011 at 8:10 pm
One of my problems with this movie - if the 9's parents, who were well-trained elite warriors that had full control of their abilities - failed to stave off the Mog invasion, how are these out of control teenagers, who just came into their powers, supposed to stop it? Why is it really necessary to hunt them down? Wouldn't they be little more than an inconvenience when the bad guys bring their big spaceships to destroy Earth?
My problem is that the explanation for why the 9 were here, and why the Mogs were hunting them, didn't make any sense. And why Earth? Why did the 9 look human? Why are they all connected? And they're obviously not the last of their kind if each of them has a protector. And how did John have a Chimera which Henri knew nothing about? Which all annoyed me, and made it hard for me to enjoy the rest of the movie.
I also wanted to know why, despite obviously being different races, all the aliens/alien-type creatures disintegrate when they die.
And they didn't open the box. No guns on the wall unless they get shot by the third act. No box if you aren't going to freaking open it.
February 24, 2011 at 2:31 pm
the sequel is called the power of 6. :)
February 24, 2011 at 2:36 pm
I recommend you read the books! The dog seems to do better in the books too and its all explained very well.
May 9, 2011 at 11:22 pm
Felt like a really long episode of Smallville. Not bad, but not a full movie either. I wouldn't mind a sequel, but I don't foresee one in the future. Didn't perform so hot at the box office. As usual, Eric's review is spot on.
July 6, 2011 at 1:42 pm
I first read the book, then watched the movie. The book was better (I know, I know, I know) with somewhat more depth. And when the film credits rolled, I understood why. The producer was none other than Michael "I inflicted the Transformers movies on you" Bay.