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Journey to the Center of the Earth

Movie Review

"Journey to the Center of the Earth"

Review by Eric D. Snider

Grade: B-

Rating: PG

Released: Friday, July 11, 2008

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If you thought the latest Indiana Jones adventure was implausible, wait till you see "Journey to the Center of the Earth"! It makes "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" look like a documentary. It's fun, though, and a perfectly good way for a family to spend a Saturday afternoon, particularly if that family has a lot of 8-to-12-year-old boys. I have friends with kids in that demographic, and watching the movie I thought, "Those guys will LOVE this."

It was shot in digital 3D and is being exhibited that way in select theaters. By all means, if you see it, see it in 3D. The filmmakers indulge in some shameless gimmickry every now and then, making characters point things directly at the audience for no good reason, but for the most part the effects look fantastic. It's a smart way to bring the story to life, even if the story in question is all spectacle and very little brain.

Brendan Fraser, getting back into wholesome action-hero mode, plays Trevor Anderson, a scientist who specializes in tectonic physics. That was the life's work of his deceased brother, Max, whose 13-year-old son Sean (Josh Hutcherson) has now come to stay with Trevor for a few days. Trevor hasn't seen his nephew in years and barely knows the lad. Sean, sullen and heavily into his PSP (that's a portable video game system, old-timers), was only 2 or 3 when his dad disappeared.

Trevor finds his brother's old paperback copy of Jules Verne's "A Journey to the Center of the Earth," in which Max made numerous elaborate notes detailing his theories on the potential reality of some of Verne's fanciful notions. Somehow this results in Trevor and Sean dashing off to Iceland, where they seek to explore a particular mountain. Their guide is Hannah (Anita Briem), a fetching Icelandic woman whose late father also believed Verne's tales were more fact than fiction. She leads them up the mountain and into a cave, whereupon the three of them do indeed take a voyage, or "journey," if you will, to what you might call the "center" of the Earth.

The story has two immediate problems with plausibility. One is how they can possibly descend hundreds of miles into the Earth's belly, and do so quickly, without killing themselves in the process. They'd have to fall, really, and it's usually deadly to fall more than about 100 feet, let alone millions of feet.

The other problem is getting back up again.

But never mind. It turns out that the center of the Earth, despite having no light source, is extremely well-lit, and apparently there's at least one cell phone tower (don't ask), and the place teems with exotic flora and fauna, some of which are potentially deadly. (Wouldn't it suck to survive a 100-mile fall, only to be eaten by a fish?) Special-effects veteran Eric Brevig, directing his first feature, keeps things moving quickly, essentially hopping from one action sequence to the next and leaving just enough time in between to catch your breath. The pacing is good. That's crucial in a film like this, which could otherwise become so action-packed that it grows wearisome.

What the film doesn't do (and its screenplay, attributed to three writers, is to blame) is bother to flesh out any of its characters. And it only has three of them! It's exceedingly rare for an action film to have such a small cast -- usually there are bad guys and enemies and allies and henchmen to deal with -- and you notice that smallness all the more when the three of them are so thinly drawn. And the obligatory romance between Trevor and Hannah? Come on, movie. Your heart's not in it. It's OK for a man and a woman to appear together in a film and NOT kiss at the end, you know.

Much of what happens is hard to swallow even for a viewer who has willingly suspended his disbelief, and moments of genuine suspense are rare. On the other hand, a few sequences do produce some giddy enjoyment, and the characters, generic though they may be, are appealing. I never disliked the film. It's an energetic, good-natured romp, and maybe that's enough.

Grade: B-

Rated PG, adventure and peril and stuff

1 hr., 32 min.

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This item has 8 comments

  1. Russ says:

    Looks awful from the trailers, sounds awful from your review, must be awful.

    Good action is fine, but you can't make a good movie from bad characters and plot, no matter how great the action is.

    Very much aimed at a younger audience, I guess. It's no WALL-E though, acceptable for both little kids and older moviegoers.

    Even if I hadn't seen the rest of the bad trailer, just from the "fall" spoilers in the trailer, I wouldn't go see this film. "We're still falling! Ahhh!" then "Oh, we landed in water, so it much be ok now." Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight......

  2. andrew says:

    Russ must be a twit or maybe drunk, or maybe both!

  3. Russ says:

    You enjoyed this movie?

  4. Kyralessa says:

    Before Hellboy II, my wife and I saw a trailer for yet *another* Brendan Fraser movie...and it's yet another mummy movie too.

    Why do they keep casting Brendan Fraser in movies?

    Why?

    Why??

    WHY???

    * sob *

  5. Jacob says:

    If only "Prince Caspian" would have taken your kissing advice too. Nothing like audience groaning in the closing scene . . .

  6. Micky says:

    Okay, this may sound odd to the rest of ya'll reviews but I loved this movie!!!! 3D or not, I love it!! Josh did such a great job acting and it has a lot of adventure and funny little jokes. I am just one to fall in love with all Josh's movies because he is such a great young actor and there's not many of those. I loved it so much, plain and simple. :]

  7. nancy says:

    It was a FUN movie!! I LOVED IT. Remember..it is fiction...so go along for the right. The special effects were tremendous!

    Worth seeing for a good laugh.

  8. Dianne says:

    this is a great movie i will go see it agian i dont think it will be the same at home its amazing on the big screen

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