... And finally we come to "Rush Hour 3," the last and least of the summer's threequels. It's been six years since Jackie Chan last failed to understand the words that were coming out of Chris Tucker's mouth, but the new film is set just months later, and it frequently refers to the events of "Rush Hour 2," always in a manner implying that of COURSE we remember them. But let's be honest: We have no idea what happened in "Rush Hour 2." It came out in 2001, for crying out loud! It was pre-9/11!
I'm not entirely sure what happens in "Rush Hour 3," either, and I just saw it. It has to do with the infamous Chinese crime organization called the Triad, which has attempted to kill an ambassador in L.A. and may be planning an attack in Paris. It also involves the search for something or someone called the Shy Shen, which could be either real or legendary.
Whatever's going on, it leads to the customary hijinks between freewheeling L.A. cop James Carter (Chris Tucker) and straitlaced Hong Kong inspector Lee (Jackie Chan). They are reunited because Lee happens to be guarding the ambassador when the L.A. assassination attempt occurs, and it happens to occur a few blocks from where Carter is directing traffic. What are the odds!??
At first Lee isn't speaking to Carter because he's mad at him for the events of "Rush Hour 2," whatever those might have been. Something about shooting Lee's girlfriend in the neck, I gather. It's implied that Lee and Carter haven't communicated since then, although I note that 1) Carter has Lee's current cell phone number in his phone, even though Lee lives in Asia and probably has a very complicated number, and 2) Lee has a special ringtone set for when Carter calls him. So they can't be THAT estranged.
The film is primarily set in France, and the series has thankfully moved past most of the "odd couple" shtick that characterized the first two entries. But apart from that, it's "Rush Hour" business as usual. Chris Tucker speaks very quickly and in a high-pitched voice, alternating between wanting to flee from danger and wanting to talk beautiful women out of their clothes; Jackie Chan remains calm at all times and beats people up in impressive ways; and director Brett Ratner seizes every opportunity to stage a fight sequence, regardless of whether any of the characters in the scene actually have a good reason to fight.
Also on hand are Max von Sydow as a French diplomat named Reynard; Yvan Attal as George, a helpful Parisian taxi driver; Noemie Lenoir as Genevieve, a French model who's involved in all this somehow; Hiroyuki Sanada as Kenji, a Triad-affiliated hitman with a connection to Lee's past; and Oscar-winning director/rapist Roman Polanski as a French cop.
I'm not gonna lie to you: A lot of the movie is straight-up stupid. The L.A. assassin -- charged with a critical task that was carefully timed down to the second -- has no better escape plan than to slide down the outside of a skyscraper and then run madly and randomly through the streets. The movie's idea of a funny joke is for Carter to tell Lee, "You have too much rice in your diet! You're always constipated!" (See, that's hilarious for two reasons: One, it points out that Asian people eat a lot of rice. Two, it refers to a bodily function.) There's a shootout in a hospital, which is feasible only because the facility is curiously free of patients, nurses, and doctors. See? Stupid.
But then again, some of the action sequences are fun in their goofy way, and the film is not without its occasional bombastic charms. Jackie Chan's fighting, if reduced in screen time compared to previous films, is still potent and energized. Chris Tucker's irritating, Bugs Bunny-like insouciance -- which leads him to spontaneously impersonate a fashion designer in order to ogle showgirls' breasts, and later to go onstage as if performing in a cabaret -- grows on you after a while.
Yeah, it's stupid that Lee and a female assassin would get into a fight in a hotel room, and that the noises they make would sound, to Carter out in the hallway, like they're having sex. But forget that and think about this: If Carter thinks they've having sex, why does he have his ear pressed up to the door, grinning madly and vocally encouraging Lee onward? Isn't that weird? The scene is funny -- not for the reasons the movie wanted it to be, but still.
Jeff Nathanson's screenplay is a marvel of contrivances and coincidences, with villains and victims showing up in the most unlikely places at the most unlikely times, and the finale -- at the Eiffel Tower, naturellement -- is anti-climactic. I was stunned when the movie ended then; it felt like surely there was one more REAL climax on the way. It's not a bad movie, but eh. Fans waited six years for this?
Grade: C
Rated PG-13, moderate profanity, some fairly strong violence, some sexuality and vulgar humor
1 hr., 31 min.
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August 9, 2007 at 11:17 pm
Wait, what fans?
August 9, 2007 at 11:40 pm
This is about how I have always felt about the Rush Hour films. Entertaining and fun, but only mildly. I don't like these movies, but I definitely don't hate them.
August 10, 2007 at 5:33 am
I thought the first one was fun. The jokes were a bit goofy, but I had fun watching it. The second movie in my opinion was just trying to rehash all the funny things from the first movie. That and they seemed to up the stupid sexual references quite a bit. When I saw the trailer for this and heard the reference of "understand the words that are commin out of my mouth" bit I decided I will not see this movie. If theres one last giggle to be forcefully strangled out of the audience that is in some way related to a funny scene or quote from the first movie, I'm sure they'll be making more sequels..
August 10, 2007 at 10:11 am
The only reason why this film got made was because the outtakes in Rush Hour 2 said so...
August 10, 2007 at 10:12 am
Please do not insult Bugs Bunny by mentioning him in the same sentence as Chris Tucker.
August 10, 2007 at 2:02 pm
I've seen Chris Tucker be funny once on t.v. doing stand-up, but whenever I've seen him in a movie, it's always seemed like his idea of being funny is, as Eric as once said somewhere on this site, "being black and talking really fast."
August 10, 2007 at 2:08 pm
You gotta know this movie is over 70% fighting and stupid humor.
The 30% is sex and women.
August 10, 2007 at 2:44 pm
How would he know Lee is constipated? Is there a graphic bathroom scene or something?
August 10, 2007 at 10:14 pm
"...Oscar-winning director/rapist Roman Polanski..."
That is the funniest thing I've come across all day.
Also, there may be a misplaced modifier here that implies he won an Oscar for raping...which makes the phrase even funnier.
August 30, 2007 at 6:07 am
Even Chris Tucker, who I find funny.........couldn't save this movie. This movie was less funny than the first 2 and obviously the plot was terrible as usual. I also couldn't believe they ended it when they did. I think the movie, not including the credits..........only ran like 73 minutes- but I could be wrong. That was actually the best part. That's why Brett Ratner keeps putting his name out there in the commercials. He's telling everyone, it might be bad- but I'll keep it really short.
August 30, 2007 at 10:14 am
It was like an OK made for tv movie. Seriously, I felt that Chan was playing second fiddle to Tucker so I guess the disparity in pay makes sense. Like Eric said, it wasn't bad per se, but it definitely wasn't anything special. Jackie Chan's shtick is old now, and so is he. He couldn't do all the stunts he used to do. And I thought the same thing about the guy sliding down the pole at the beginning. Who is going to jump out in plain view of everyone like that after trying to kill someone?
The outtakes at the end were funnier than every funny part in the movie combined.
September 6, 2007 at 7:14 am
It appealed to the group of 12 and 13 year olds from the youth group that I took to see it this summer holdiay but I was very relieved to see that everyone over 16 in the theatre looked decidely bored.
This film was rubbish ... was that the girl from the M & S ads in it, how funny!
September 30, 2007 at 3:10 pm
From the AP: "'When we finished filming, I felt very disappointed because it was a movie I didn't appreciate and I did not like the action scenes involved. I felt the style of action was too Americanized and I didn't understand the American humor,' Chan said in a blog entry on his Web site seen Sunday."
He doesn't understand the humor because there wasn't any. How can this be complicated?
October 3, 2007 at 3:52 pm
and another thing!!!
have you noticed, at the effiel tower fight scene, ok, Jackie n Chris save the little weird asian girl (who got paid for doing pretty much nothing in this film) from dropping to a tragic but interesting death, bring her inside, go down a couple of steps, then start fighting, then jump off with a gigantic flag to a really unbelievably safe landing, where they conveniently meet the bad guy and the film ends and ur like wtf jus happen.
does anyone notice that they JUST LEFT THE LITTLE ASIAN GIRL, (whom they were there to save in the first place) IN THE EIFFIEL TOWER WITH OVER 100 ANGRY, BEATEN, MEN, WHO NOW HAVE EVERY REASON TO KILL HER?!?!?!?
February 25, 2008 at 2:06 pm
I rented this over the weekend. (Sorry.)
I TRIED to watch it, even taking a breather in the middle. It was so bad. So very, very bad.