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The Haunting in Connecticut

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"The Haunting in Connecticut"

Review by Eric D. Snider

Grade: C

Rating: PG-13

Released: Friday, March 27, 2009

Directed by:

Cast:

The definite article in the title of "The Haunting in Connecticut" is repeated in the onscreen assertion that it's "based on the true story." You know -- THE true story. Surely you've heard THE story about how some people moved into a large old isolated house and began experiencing supernatural phenomena, particularly in the form of things suddenly appearing in mirrors and messing with the lights! You know, THAT story. It's been told a million times!

And having already heard it, you won't find much new in this mundane but atmospheric thriller starring Virginia Madsen as a woman whose son Matt (Kyle Gallner), dying of cancer, starts to see ghosts after the family moves into a house that -- surprise, surprise -- used to be a funeral parlor and the site of some nefarious deeds. Is Matt's medication causing him to hallucinate? Or is there really something sinister afoot? Do you even need to ask?

The director, first-timer Peter Cornwell, working from a screenplay by Adam Simon and Tim Metcalfe, plays up the "based on the true story" aspect at the very beginning and very end -- and nowhere else -- by having Madsen's character sit at a table and introducing her story while being interviewed by a documentary filmmaker. Amusingly, she's sitting in front of a very bright window, and the backlighting makes her appear almost in silhouette -- an arrangement no actual documentary filmmaker would allow. It's enough to make you think Cornwell included this brief scene for the sole purpose of reminding us that it's "based on the true story" and didn't think very hard about it beyond that.

(By the way, everyone knows what "based on the true story" means, right? It means there really was a family who really did claim their house was haunted, and not that anything in the film ACTUALLY occurred.)

"Haunting in Connecticut" offers a few creepy touches (like a box of eyelids) and some jump scares. That doesn't make it good; it just makes it better than the lousy horror films that don't offer anything. On the whole, it's a generic, forgettable film, part "Amityville" and part "Exorcist" (Elias Koteas shows up as the obligatory priest), and hardly worth the time it takes to watch it.

Grade: C

Rated PG-13, a little mild profanity, some disturbing images and intense scenes

1 hr., 42 min.

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This item has 4 comments

  1. Tracy says:

    "the" is a definite article, not pronoun =)

  2. Genevieve says:

    This movie looks nothing like The Haunting In Connecticut that was on tv. Which is one of the scariest things I've seen. Now that was based on a true story (according to A&E or TLC or some public cable channel). This version seems to be based on an outlandish movie script & production that has little tie to the real story except some small pieces. I say skip this movie & watch the 2 hour tv version.....it was awesome!

  3. OMAllen says:

    Thanks Genevieve, now I can stop giving $10 bucks to the theaters... I wonder if the old one will be on netflix

  4. Rich says:

    Shouldn't it read "A Haunting In Connecticut"?
    Or, were there many (much less significant) others?

    Eric, check out the original documentary of the same name.
    You may feel obliged to revise your grade of this "C" to a "D", or less :)

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