| # |
Column Title |
Description |
Date |
Angry |
| 687 |
Truth Decay |
Why I'm voting against fluoridated water |
05/02/2013 |
 |
| 686 |
Correction News Network |
CNN clarifies some of its prior coverage |
04/23/2013 |
|
| 685 |
Spring Breaking Point |
Relax and get aggravated at the movies! |
04/10/2013 |
|
| 684 |
What I Think About What You Think |
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man |
03/26/2013 |
|
| 683 |
Empty Pockets |
Air travel means giving up on everything |
03/05/2013 |
|
| 682 |
Get Out of the Way, Idaho |
Strict regulation of minor infractions |
02/12/2013 |
|
| 681 |
Jamaican Me Crazy |
Adventures in getting offended by proxy |
02/05/2013 |
|
| 680 |
Low-Capacity Magazines |
Another lesson in gossip interpretation |
01/15/2013 |
|
| 679 |
Anti-Anti-Semitism |
Hating Jews seems like a lot of work |
01/08/2013 |
|
| 678 |
Claus for Reflection |
Assorted yuletide childhood memories |
12/18/2012 |
|
| 677 |
More Miserables |
The musical of the book comes to movies |
12/11/2012 |
|
| 676 |
My Rejected 'Breaking Dawn -- Part 2' Screenplay |
The timeless saga comes to its finale |
11/20/2012 |
|
| 675 |
Vegging Out |
My harrowing tale of not eating meat |
11/13/2012 |
|
| 674 |
Supernatural Selection |
Spooky candidates debate the issues |
10/30/2012 |
|
| 673 |
PETA vs. Pokemon |
Whoever wins, they're all still losers |
10/16/2012 |
|
| 672 |
Going Back to Cali |
In which I attend my high school reunion |
10/09/2012 |
|
| 671 |
Islam, You Slam, We All Slam |
On movies, Muslims, Christians, & movies |
10/02/2012 |
|
| 670 |
Painless Chair Removal |
If I can't have it, then nobody can |
09/11/2012 |
|
| 669 |
Dumb and Summer |
The summer blockbuster season recap |
09/04/2012 |
|
| 668 |
Requiem for a Chair |
Farewell, my old friend that I sat on! |
06/19/2012 |
|
| 667 |
The First Man Ever to Decorate His Home with Hunting Trophies Tries to Sell His Wife on the Idea: A Dramatic Monologue |
|
06/12/2012 |
|
| 666 |
In Search of Pirates |
Hollywood's booty is being plundered |
06/05/2012 |
|
| 665 |
Yes We Cannes! |
A brief sojourn in the land of bonjour |
05/29/2012 |
|
| 664 |
Los Churros del Diablo |
A subway-dwelling junk-food vendor |
05/08/2012 |
|
| 663 |
Wedding Your Appetite |
Burning money with Brad & Angelina |
04/24/2012 |
|
| 662 |
ShAAMCO |
An encounter with a shady mechanic |
04/10/2012 |
|
| 661 |
The 2012 American Hunger Games |
A live play-by-play commentary |
04/03/2012 |
|
| 660 |
Things to Do with Eric When He's Dead |
My last requests, when the time comes |
03/27/2012 |
|
| 659 |
Bathroom of Terror |
In which brief but awful things occur |
03/06/2012 |
|
| 658 |
A Novel Approach |
Books that are being made into films |
02/21/2012 |
|
| 657 |
Man Vs. Animal |
It's not clear which of us is smarter |
02/14/2012 |
|
| 656 |
A Game of Quarters |
Those sad, weird vending machines |
01/31/2012 |
|
| 655 |
The Hood Life |
Discovering the benefits of hoodies |
01/17/2012 |
|
| 654 |
A Grimm View of Politics |
Fairy tales for our partisan times |
01/10/2012 |
|
| 653 |
Seething Stars |
Let's make fun of gossip magazines! |
01/03/2012 |
|
| 652 |
Joseph's Blog: The Carin' Carpenter |
An anecdote about poor hospitality |
12/20/2011 |
|
| 651 |
Indistinguishable, That's What You Are |
Some products don't inspire loyalty |
12/06/2011 |
|
| 650 |
The Circle K of Life |
The Snider boys' Christmas tradition |
11/29/2011 |
|
| 649 |
My Rejected 'Breaking Dawn -- Part 1' Screenplay |
I tried really hard on this one, too! |
11/22/2011 |
|
| 648 |
The Frog Days of Summer |
Marketing strategies for 'The Muppets' |
11/08/2011 |
|
| 647 |
Infant Jest |
The many sights and sounds of babies |
11/01/2011 |
|
| 646 |
Soda Speak |
What the new Dr Pepper means to you |
10/25/2011 |
|
| 645 |
The Super Bowl of the Mind |
Taking part in some fantasy football |
10/18/2011 |
|
| 644 |
Open Mike Night |
Some observations about everyday life |
10/10/2011 |
|
| 643 |
Jews Your Words Carefully |
A dumb girl gets the wrong impression |
09/19/2011 |
|
| 642 |
Arachnophilia |
A farewell to arms (all eight of them) |
09/12/2011 |
|
| 641 |
Summery Judgment |
A recap of the 2011 blockbuster season |
09/05/2011 |
|
| 640 |
The Internet Reacts to the Upcoming Film Version of 'The Wizard of Oz,' 1939 |
The Internet Reacts to the Upcoming Film Version of 'The Wizard of Oz,' 1939 |
08/29/2011 |
|
| 639 |
Freedom of Depress |
Recovering from the Great Depression |
08/22/2011 |
|
| 638 |
No Accounting for Taste |
Thrilling adventures in getting paid |
08/15/2011 |
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