| # |
Column Title |
Description |
Date |
Angry |
| 656 |
A Game of Quarters |
Those sad, weird vending machines |
01/31/2012 |
 |
| 655 |
The Hood Life |
Discovering the benefits of hoodies |
01/17/2012 |
|
| 654 |
A Grimm View of Politics |
Fairy tales for our partisan times |
01/10/2012 |
|
| 653 |
Seething Stars |
Let's make fun of gossip magazines! |
01/03/2012 |
|
| 652 |
Joseph's Blog: The Carin' Carpenter |
An anecdote about poor hospitality |
12/20/2011 |
|
| 651 |
Indistinguishable, That's What You Are |
Some products don't inspire loyalty |
12/06/2011 |
|
| 650 |
The Circle K of Life |
The Snider boys' Christmas tradition |
11/29/2011 |
|
| 649 |
My Rejected 'Breaking Dawn -- Part 1' Screenplay |
I tried really hard on this one, too! |
11/22/2011 |
|
| 648 |
The Frog Days of Summer |
Marketing strategies for 'The Muppets' |
11/08/2011 |
|
| 647 |
Infant Jest |
The many sights and sounds of babies |
11/01/2011 |
|
| 646 |
Soda Speak |
What the new Dr Pepper means to you |
10/25/2011 |
|
| 645 |
The Super Bowl of the Mind |
Taking part in some fantasy football |
10/18/2011 |
|
| 644 |
Open Mike Night |
Some observations about everyday life |
10/10/2011 |
|
| 643 |
Jews Your Words Carefully |
A dumb girl gets the wrong impression |
09/19/2011 |
|
| 642 |
Arachnophilia |
A farewell to arms (all eight of them) |
09/12/2011 |
|
| 641 |
Summery Judgment |
A recap of the 2011 blockbuster season |
09/05/2011 |
|
| 640 |
The Internet Reacts to the Upcoming Film Version of 'The Wizard of Oz,' 1939 |
The Internet Reacts to the Upcoming Film Version of 'The Wizard of Oz,' 1939 |
08/29/2011 |
|
| 639 |
Freedom of Depress |
Recovering from the Great Depression |
08/22/2011 |
|
| 638 |
No Accounting for Taste |
Thrilling adventures in getting paid |
08/15/2011 |
|
| 637 |
For PETA's Sake |
Meat, SeaWorld, Bob Barker, and you |
08/01/2011 |
|
| 636 |
The Apple of My i |
America's fastest-growing religion |
07/25/2011 |
|
| 635 |
Drunk Thoughts |
How people think when they are tipsy |
07/18/2011 |
|
| 634 |
Positive Buzz |
Some folks can do whatever they want |
07/11/2011 |
|
| 633 |
Choosing Your Candid Hate |
The types of people we won't vote for |
06/27/2011 |
|
| 632 |
Stand in the Place Where You Work |
No more sitting down on the job |
06/20/2011 |
|
| 631 |
Goodwill Hunting |
Shopping with the great unwashed |
06/13/2011 |
|
| 630 |
The Summer TV Preview |
What to watch when nothing else is on |
06/06/2011 |
|
| 629 |
Mysterious Kin |
Keeping your baby's gender a secret |
05/30/2011 |
|
| 628 |
It Takes All Kinds |
We are diverse, and also kind of fat |
05/23/2011 |
|
| 627 |
One Less Boogeyman |
The crackpots react to Osama's death |
05/16/2011 |
|
| 626 |
My Body Is a Wonderland |
Gross descriptions of gross things |
05/09/2011 |
|
| 625 |
A Matter of Control |
Video games reveal that I am elderly |
05/02/2011 |
|
| 624 |
Soccer Punch |
Portland gets a new national pastime |
04/18/2011 |
|
| 623 |
Leaving in a Huff |
AOL's new friend kills Cinematical |
04/11/2011 |
|
| 622 |
Celeb Me Entertain You |
Understanding the gossip magazines |
04/04/2011 |
|
| 621 |
South By South Wet |
Remember the Alamo? It said shut up. |
03/21/2011 |
|
| 620 |
Bragtime Music |
Please, rappers, a little humility |
03/14/2011 |
|
| 619 |
Rooster's Millions |
Fighting roosters, PETA, and Poe |
03/07/2011 |
|
| 618 |
My Rejected 'Eclipse' Screenplay |
A holiday tradition continues |
07/05/2010 |
|
| 617 |
My Rejected 'New Moon' Screenplay |
They wouldn't buy this one, either |
11/23/2009 |
|
| 616 |
The Great Depression |
A really long story about a bad time |
11/16/2009 |
|
| 615 |
How Sweat It Is |
It's too hot! Make it stop! Cut it out! |
08/03/2009 |
|
| 614 |
Strange Encounters with the Neighbors |
And some lessons about drinking, too! |
07/13/2009 |
|
| 613 |
Ribald for Your Pleasure |
Don't work blue around the old people |
06/22/2009 |
|
| 612 |
In Which It Is Hard to Throw Away a Desk |
Sorry, that trash can isn't for trash |
06/01/2009 |
|
| 611 |
Leaving the House, and Why I Don't Want To |
Being dragged out for purposes of fun |
05/18/2009 |
|
| 610 |
Receding Airlines |
Let's watch them murder each other! |
04/06/2009 |
|
| 609 |
The 10 Types of Internet Comments |
Which kind of commenter are you? |
02/23/2009 |
|
| 608 |
PETA, PETA, Kitten Eater |
Our favorite crazies are at it again |
02/16/2009 |
|
| 607 |
The Oaf of Office |
Taking the politicians out of politics |
02/02/2009 |
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