Perfectly Harmless Instant Messenger Statements That Will Get You in Trouble If the Government Is Spying on You
Perfectly Harmless Instant Messenger Statements That Will Get You in Trouble If the Government Is Spying on You
i thought my jokes about congress would kill, but they totally bombed
my dad’s gonna blow up at me when he finds out i helped toilet paper that white house down the street
she kept hijacking the conversation during the whole plane trip! it drove me crazy! i wanted to kill myself and everyone onboard!
my science teacher, mr. alkayda, has farts that are like chemical weapons
i am going to murder president george w bush
November 27th, 2006 at 4:06 pm
OOH! I got one.
i just got the anthrax greatest hits cd in the mail it’s the bomb
November 27th, 2006 at 9:15 pm
lol
November 28th, 2006 at 7:10 am
my friend rob will take the hit for all of us skipping school he is a real martyr
November 28th, 2006 at 6:28 pm
Man, looks like someone’s been reading a lot of McSweeney’s articles.
November 28th, 2006 at 6:35 pm
These were funny. I hope nobody’s watching.
November 28th, 2006 at 8:54 pm
If you have a sitemeter and can see who has been visiting you blog you might want to. It would be really interesting. My guess is that with some of the words you have used you might have a visitor from Ft Meade, Maryland. It’s the NSA.
November 28th, 2006 at 11:38 pm
Did you just add that last one? Was it there before?
December 7th, 2006 at 11:46 pm
Maybe I shouldn’t have read this on my government-owned and -monitored computer.
March 6th, 2007 at 5:17 am
Look … if the NSA does come “knocking on your door” so to speak … or url … I guarantee you it won’t be an IP associated with “the gubment” … they’re a bit more smooth than that. They have anonymous IP ranges all over the world they can hit you from and you’ll never be the wiser. It won’t even make a blip on the radar. Just so you know.