Movie Reviews

Movie Reviews


One Cut of the Dead (Japanese)

B+ | Not-Rated | September 13, 2019
You can tell pretty quickly that something is up with "One Cut of the Dead." It starts in an old warehouse serving as the set of an amateurish, low-budget zombie movie, where the director, Higurashi (Takayuki Hamatsu), is having trouble getting convi...


B+ | R | September 13, 2019
Jennifer Lopez, who turned 50 years old six weeks before "Hustlers" was released, enters the film on a stripper pole, flawlessly executing (without a body double) an astonishingly sexy routine before dismounting, writhing in a sea of dollar bills, an...

It: Chapter Two

C | R | September 6, 2019
If the first half of the two-movie adaptation of Stephen King's "It" was more funhouse thrills than outright terror, "It: Chapter Two" leans even harder into that choice, yielding an epic-length but novella-deep exercise in mild, jokey horror. The se...

Don’t Let Go

C+ | R | August 30, 2019
David Oyelowo, the soulful actor who played Martin Luther King Jr. in "Selma" a few years ago, deserves mainstream success if he wants it, and tossing off a few crowd-pleasing potboilers might seem like the way to get it. But while "Don't Let Go" (ca...
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Angel Has Fallen

C- | R | August 23, 2019
Gerard Butler is not good at anything, and it's time we stopped trying to make him be. He uses an American accent in almost every movie, yet is no better at it than he was 20 years ago. He is not convincing as a romantic lead, a villain, a hero, or a...

Tigers Are Not Afraid (Spanish)

A- | Not-Rated | August 21, 2019
A tough, beautiful urban fairy tale by Mexican writer-director Issa López, "Tigers Are Not Afraid" is a perfect example of how genre films can help us engage with real-world crises without being overwhelmed or discouraged by them. It’s set in an unna...

Ready or Not

B | R | August 21, 2019
It would be easy enough to make a horror movie out of the children's game hide-and-seek, just as it was no problem making one out of truth or dare last year. Making it into a good movie, though, takes more effort, and I'm glad the filmmaking collecti...

Good Boys

B | R | August 16, 2019
The characters in "Good Boys" were born the year "Superbad" came out (this very weekend in 2007), so they probably don't realize they're living in a remake of it. The girls in "Booksmart" didn't know, either. No one can say why "Superbad" is the 2000...

47 Meters Down: Uncaged

C+ | PG-13 | August 16, 2019
Not having seen "47 Meters Down: Uncaged" is not a hindrance to understanding the sequel -- mistakenly titled "47 Meters Down: Uncaged" instead of "48 Meters Down" -- because the films have nothing to do with each other apart from sharing a director ...

The Angry Birds Movie 2

B+ | PG | August 13, 2019
I'll tell you what, the only thing a critic enjoys more than a good movie is a good movie that's a surprise. "The Angry Birds Movie" (2016) was a miserable affair reverse-engineered to explain why the birds in the popular smartphone game were slingsh...

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

B | PG-13 | August 9, 2019
Though Alvin Schwartz's books were published between 1981 and 1991 and had timeless settings, the movie version of "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" is set in 1968 -- at Halloween, specifically, which means it's also a few days before the election ...

The Art of Racing in the Rain

C | PG | August 9, 2019
Life is a lot like racing cars, as you know if you read Garth Stein's dependably sappy novel "The Art of Racing in the Rain." The movie version, directed by Simon Curtis ("Goodbye Christopher Robin") from Mark Bomback's faithfully adapted screenplay,...

Dora and the Lost City of Gold

B- | PG | August 9, 2019
"Dora the Explorer," the educational animated TV show for preschoolers, gets a live-action movie adaptation that is, if not educational, at least harmless enough kiddie fare. Entitled "Dora and the Lost City of Gold," it's aged up a bit, aimed at chi...
Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

C+ | PG-13 | August 2, 2019
"Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw," a rare two-ampersand film, gives two of the supporting tough guys from the eight "Fast & Furious" movies their own blithe spinoff that keeps with the franchise's aesthetic by disregarding the laws ...

Airplane Mode

D+ | Not-Rated | August 2, 2019
••• YouTube star Logan Paul assembled so many fellow YouTube stars to make "Airplane Mode" that it would be genuinely impressive if they were anyone but YouTube stars. Like, if you got this many famous actors or singers or athletes together? That wo...


B | Not-Rated | July 27, 2019
••• Mandy, the high school basketball player at the center of "Share," starts the film by waking up on her front lawn -- not an auspicious way to start the day (or a movie). Played by excellent newcomer Rhianne Barreto, Mandy is hungover, and her me...

Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood

B+ | R | July 26, 2019
There was cause for concern when Quentin Tarantino announced he was making a movie involving the Manson Family murders. It seemed likely, given QT's usual approach, that the result would be tacky and exploitative, maybe even turn a horrific (and, his...

The Lion King (2019)

C | PG | July 19, 2019
The idea behind this remake of "The Lion King" was to tell the same story but with real animals. That being impractical, however, they had to use computer-generated animals that merely look real and don't do anything that real animals aren't physical...

Purge of Kingdoms

D- | R | July 19, 2019
••• "Purge of Kingdoms" announces itself as "a pointless parody" of "Game of Thrones," which reminds me of a truism: Admitting you're terrible doesn't make you less terrible. Directed incompetently by Ara Paiaya from a dismal, randy script by J.J. M...


B | R | July 12, 2019
Alexandre Aja, director of grisly but mediocre fare like "High Tension" and the remake of "The Hills Have Eyes," has delivered a B-movie worthy of the label (and the grade) in "Crawl," which combines man's natural fear of alligators, extreme weather,...

The Art of Self-Defense

B | R | July 12, 2019
Jesse Eisenberg plays to his strengths in "The Art of Self-Defense," a deadpan comedy about a weak, timid, ineffectual dweeb named Casey (that's Eisenberg, obviously) who flirts with becoming an anger-fueled alpha male after getting mugged and beaten...


C+ | R | July 12, 2019
"Stuber" is a familiar product -- a violent action comedy about a civilian who gets dragged into police work -- with a twist that's more depressing than was probably intended. Kumail Nanjiani plays the nicknamed title character, beta-male Uber driver...


B | R | July 3, 2019
If books could always be accurately judged by their covers, the bespectacled, unassuming Ari Aster would be an accountant or an I.T. guy, not the fever-brained lunatic behind the deeply unsettling horror movie "Hereditary" -- my favorite film of 2018...

Spider-Man: Far from Home

B | PG-13 | July 2, 2019
"It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves," says the villain in "Spider-Man: Far from Home," the first superhero movie to address life in the era of deepfake videos and daily governmental gaslighting. But to be fair, it's not ...


C+ | PG-13 | June 28, 2019
"Yesterday," a song about regret over the way things turned out, is perfect for the movie "Yesterday," which should have been better. Written by romantic-comedy veteran Richard Curtis ("Notting Hill," "Love Actually," "About Time") and directed by th...

Annabelle Comes Home

B | R | June 26, 2019
"Annabelle Comes Home" is part of the "Conjuring" franchise, but you don't need to have seen any of those movies (which also include "The Nun" and "The Curse of La Llorona") to understand what's going on here, which is that there's a creepy doll that...
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Toy Story 4

B | G | June 21, 2019
"Toy Story 3" was such a perfect culmination to the series that any "Toy Story 4" is going to be met with wariness. The "Toy Story 4" we got does nothing to allay those concerns -- it is, as expected, an unnecessary addition, though I do like where t...

Child’s Play (2019)

C | R | June 21, 2019
The remake of "Child's Play" was positioned to be one of the more logical reboots of recent years, until they did a bad job of it. The concept of a murderous doll (Cabbage Patch size, not Barbie) makes more sense in 2019, when toys that talk, move, l...


C | R | June 21, 2019
Noted French pervert Luc Besson ("The Fifth Element," "Lucy") is back with another story of a badass woman who happens to be everything a horny screenwriter could want her to be -- avidly bisexual, eager to sleep with men she works with, doesn't talk...

Men in Black: International

C | PG-13 | June 14, 2019
It takes considerable effort to render a pair as charismatic as Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson boring, but the makers of "Men in Black: International" are up to the task. This completely forgettable "next generation" sequel brings in new MIB agen...

Shaft (2019)

D+ | R | June 14, 2019
The new "Shaft," starring Jessie T. Usher as anxious FBI data analyst John Shaft, is a direct sequel to the 2000 "Shaft," which starred Samuel L. Jackson as badass police detective John Shaft, who was the nephew of Richard Roundtree's original John S...

The Secret Life of Pets 2

B- | PG | June 7, 2019
Coming on the heels of its shaky predecessor, "The Secret Life of Pets 2" is a mild, playful surprise with the confidence of a long-running franchise. This week's other new movie, "Dark Phoenix," feels like a TV show in a bad way, but "TSLOP2" feels ...

Dark Phoenix

C- | PG-13 | June 7, 2019
After a while I started getting offended at how much "Dark Phoenix" assumed I remembered about the previous Teenage X-Men movies. Jean Grey (Sophie Turner), whose ill-defined powers include telekinesis and ESP, is paired up with laser-eyed Cyclops (T...

The Last Black Man in San Francisco

B+ | R | June 7, 2019
"The Last Black Man in San Francisco" sounds like a play on a science-fiction concept, but this gorgeously filmed semi-autobiographical story is grounded in all the realities of the modern, changing world. It stars and was written by SF native Jimmie...
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Late Night

C | R | June 7, 2019
There are two things happening simultaneously for Katherine Newbury (Emma Thompson), the only female host in late night, in "Late Night," a mild satire written by Mindy Kaling. One is that she's being dinged for never having had a single woman on her...


A- | R | May 31, 2019
Having seen your share of formulaic biopics, you brace yourself when the first scene of "Rocketman" has Elton John (Taron Egerton) in full concert regalia (orange bird-man costume with devil horns) striding down a corridor in slow-motion while the mu...

Godzilla: King of the Monsters

C | PG-13 | May 31, 2019
"Godzilla: King of the Monsters" is a sequel to 2014's "Godzilla," though the only returning characters are the title abomination and a few ancillary figures played by Ken Watanabe, Sally Hawkins, and David Strathairn, the latter two evidently only a...


C+ | R | May 31, 2019
While the category of "horror" is broad enough to include "Ma" (especially the last 20 minutes of it), you'll be disappointed if you're expecting anything scary or suspenseful. It's more of a psychological drama and a mystery with some horror element...
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B- | Not-Rated | March 15, 2019
••• An apocalyptic event happens so subtly in "Starfish" that you almost don't notice it. The reasons for that are probably more practical than artistic -- it costs money to show widespread devastation -- but it adds to the intrigue of this melancho...

Aladdin (2019)

C | PG | May 24, 2019
The new "Aladdin," directed by English film lad Guy Ritchie ("Snatch"), is unnecessary even by the standards of unnecessary remakes. It has the exact same plot as the 1992 animated classic, slowed down so it takes a half hour longer. The songs are th...


B+ | R | May 24, 2019
I'm sure the people who made "Booksmart" don't want it to be shorthanded into "'Superbad' for girls," but I'm equally sure that their hopes are in vain. If you don't want to be compared to "Superbad," don't have the same plot and tone as "Superbad." ...


B- | R | May 24, 2019
As horror premises go, "What if Superman were a sociopath?" is among the best I've heard lately. "Brightburn," a scruffy, nasty, low-budget effort produced by "Guardians of the Galaxy" director James Gunn and written by his brothers Brian and Mark, e...

The Sun Is Also a Star

B- | PG-13 | May 17, 2019
If Richard Linklater made a junior version of "Before Sunrise," it might look like "The Sun Is Also a Star," in which two teens meet and have only one day in which to fall in love before they go their separate ways. Based on a novel by Nicola Yoon (w...
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John Wick: Chapter 3 — Parabellum

B | R | May 17, 2019
John Wick's first line of dialogue in "John Wick: Chapter 3 -- Parabellum" is an instruction to a taxi driver: "The New York Public Library." How cool that an elite assassin is also a reader! Shortly after arriving at the library, he kills someone wi...
Trial by Fire

Trial by Fire

C | R | May 17, 2019
The true story that "Trial by Fire" is based on, told by David Grann in a 2009 New Yorker article, is fascinating and suspenseful, full of twists that make you reexamine your assumptions, but the movie version -- directed by bland social crusader Edw...

A Dog’s Journey

B- | PG | May 17, 2019
Stay with me here. "A Dog's Journey" is a sequel to "A Dog's Purpose" (2017), both based on novels by W. Bruce Cameron. They're similar to "A Dog's Way Home" (from earlier this year) but aren't connected to it in any way except that "A Dog's Way Home...

Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile

C | R | May 3, 2019
••• It was inevitable that a former teen star from the Disney Channel would eventually play a serial killer, if not actually become one. Zac Efron, whose breakout performance in "High School Musical" was more than 13 years ago, is good as Ted Bundy ...

Amazing Grace (documentary)

A- | G | December 7, 2018
"Amazing Grace," Aretha Franklin's 1972 double-album of gospel songs, was the top-selling record of her career and the bestselling live gospel album of all time. (There might have been more live gospel albums than you realize.) It was recorded over t...

Pokemon: Detective Pikachu

C+ | PG | May 10, 2019
As neither a child of the '90s, a current child, or a person who has ever played Pokemon, I am not the target audience for "Pokemon: Detective Pikachu," a kid-focused, live-action PG adventure that assumes viewers are already familiar with Pokemon lo...


D | PG-13 | May 10, 2019
I appreciate it when movies are short, especially bad movies like "Poms." But "Poms" would have been better if it had taken more time to establish the characters and their motivations -- if it had actually told a story, in other words, like a real mo...

The Hustle

B- | PG-13 | May 10, 2019
The story and premise of "The Hustle" are so elegant in their simplicity that it's no surprise this film has already been made twice: first as "Bedtime Story" (1964), with Marlon Brando and David Niven, then as "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" (1988), with ...
Wine Country

Wine Country

B- | R | May 8, 2019
••• The premise behind "Wine Country" is that "SNL" alumnae Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, Rachel Dratch, and Ana Gasteyer, and "SNL" writers Paula Pell and Emily Spivey, wanted to make a movie where the six of them could hang out. (Don't worry, there's...

Long Shot

B+ | R | May 3, 2019
"Long Shot" has the skeleton of a romantic comedy, but the flesh on those bones has a lot of flavors: political satire, odd-couple comedy, celebrity culture, and '90 nostalgia, to name a few. The screenwriters are Dan Sterling, who wrote Seth Rogen a...

The Intruder

C | PG-13 | May 3, 2019
The only way to enjoy "The Intruder," a mediocre domestic thriller with a plot that's entirely predictable (and totally spelled out in the trailer) is to pretend it has more subtext than it does. Viewed in a certain way, for example, it could be seen...


C+ | PG | May 3, 2019
The main purpose of the animated "UglyDolls" film is to make viewers aware that there is a line of plush toys called UglyDolls that they can buy. In that sense, the movie is a rousing success. No one can watch this movie and come away not knowing tha...

Avengers: Endgame

B | PG-13 | April 26, 2019
(Note: I'm going out of my way not to "spoil" anything here, including things that happen within the first 20-30 minutes that would normally be fair game in a review. You're welcome, nerds.) When we last saw the Avengers, they were part of the luc...
I Trapped the Devil

I Trapped the Devil

B- | Not-Rated | April 26, 2019
••• Full disclosure: One of the producers of this film, Scott Weinberg, is a longtime friend and colleague, and writer-director Josh Lobo is a pal I've socialized with at film festivals. Honestly, I think this association makes me more critical o...


B | R | April 19, 2019
"Family," a sunny and likable small-scale comedy from first-time filmmaker Laura Steinel, belongs to the subcategory of movies in which bad role models and hopeless kids are paired up so they can learn from each other: "Bad Santa," "Bad Teacher," "Ro...

The Curse of La Llorona

C | R | April 19, 2019
Like most movies, "The Curse of La Llorona" is part of the extended "Conjuring" universe. The connection is negligible -- the older priest in this one had an encounter with the evil doll in "The Conjuring" prequel "Annabelle" -- but it's enough to sl...

Hagazussa (German)

B | Not-Rated | April 19, 2019
••• Etymology time! “Hagazussa” (“hedge sitter”), an Old High German word that gave us witchy terms like “hag” and “hex,” refers to the old women who would sit near the hedges that separated cultivated land from wild forests, gathering herbs and suc...


C | PG-13 | April 12, 2019
Here's an amusing coincidence. "Little," which is a reversal of the Tom Hanks classic "Big," was written by Tina Gordon Chism, who also wrote "What Men Want," a reversal of "What Women Want." Chism's niche, apparently, is mediocre rewrites of fantasy...

Missing Link

B- | PG | April 12, 2019
"Missing Link" is Laika's fifth gorgeously detailed work of stop-motion animation and the fourth to leave me kind of cold. Only the studio's debut, "Coraline," had the intended impact; "ParaNorman," "The Boxtrolls," and "Kubo and the Two Strings" wer...

Wild Nights with Emily

B | PG-13 | April 12, 2019
There are two things I know about Emily Dickinson: She was a reclusive spinster, and many of her poems can be sung to the tune of "Yellow Rose of Texas." The second thing, which is definitely true, is addressed in "Wild Nights with Emily," Madeleine ...

Hellboy (2019)

C- | R | April 12, 2019
The R-rated "Hellboy" is a comedically gory but otherwise not particularly funny reboot of the comic book character (previously brought to PG-13-rated life by Ron Perlman and director Guillermo del Toro), a red-skinned, horned demon with a giant fist...

Native Son

B- | Not-Rated | April 7, 2019
••• Little had to be changed about the plot of Richard Wright’s 1940 novel "Native Son" to make it work with an adaptation set in the present, but something must have been lost in translation. As directed by first-timer Rashid Johnson (a respected C...

The Best of Enemies

C+ | PG-13 | April 5, 2019
Hollywood continues to solve racism one bigot at a time with "The Best of Enemies," a shiny, shallow trinket based on true events that, in the hands of first-time feel-good filmmaker Robin Bissell, seem made-up. It's 1971 in Durham, N.C., where th...


C- | R | April 5, 2019
The interesting thing about anti-abortion propaganda film "Unplanned" is how little it tries to persuade anyone of anything. Preaching to the choir, it presupposes that everyone already agrees abortion is murder and that no further discussion is nece...
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Pet Sematary

C+ | R | April 5, 2019
The whole point of "Pet Sematary" -- both Stephen King's 1983 novel and the effective 1989 movie version -- is that you shouldn't revive the dead because they won't be the same when they come back. (It's one of those universal, timeless messages.) So...


B- | PG-13 | April 5, 2019
Despite their adventures ostensibly being aimed at kids, most superheroes aren't children themselves. Except for the Spider-Men and occasional moments with the younger X-Persons, we rarely see a superhero revel in the sheer delight of having awesome ...

Dumbo (2019)

D+ | PG | March 29, 2019
The self-cannibalization at Disney continues with "Dumbo," a turgid, labored, bloated live-action remake of the 1941 animated classic with precisely none of the original's emotion, charm, or joy. Why do these things that are obviously bad ideas to be...
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The Beach Bum

C | R | March 29, 2019
The title character in "The Beach Bum," a stoner-poet named Moondog, is the part Matthew McConaughey was born to play, and he is indeed at his McConaughey-est here: grinning, giggling, pontificating, publicly urinating, stumbling hazily from one part...


B | R | March 22, 2019
Jordan Peele, the newly minted horror auteur behind "Get Out," gives us a lot to process in the early minutes of his follow-up, the suspenseful and more overtly horrific "Us." We're told of a network of underground tunnels in the United States (the "...

Hotel Mumbai

B | R | March 22, 2019
The title character in "Hotel Mumbai" is actually called the Taj Mahal Palace Hotel, or the Taj for short, and it was one of a dozen Mumbai locations attacked by Islamic terrorists on November 26, 2008, ultimately killing 174 people and injuring hund...


B+ | Not-Rated | March 22, 2019
One thing you can say for sure about "Relaxer": There will never be a gender-swapped remake of it. The story, first juvenile and then surreal, only makes sense in the context of men's craving for competition and willingness to spend absurd amounts of...

Captive State

B | PG-13 | March 15, 2019
"Captive State" is geeky, serious sci-fi told with a straight face and no comic relief. This is essential because, like most geeky sci-fi, it's a hair's breadth from cheesiness: A few missteps and the whole thing becomes a campy laughingstock. But di...

Wonder Park

D+ | PG | March 15, 2019
The setting of "Wonder Park," a goopy pile of trash made by a third-tier animation studio, is an amusement park called ... Wonderland. Why isn't the movie called "Wonderland"? Probably because there are so many other "Wonderland" movies, most of them...

Five Feet Apart

B- | PG-13 | March 15, 2019
The disease in "Five Feet Apart," the latest romantic drama about two teens in love where at least one of them has an incurable disease, is cystic fibrosis, and they both have it. They meet in the hospital. Stella (Haley Lu Richardson), our chipper, ...

Captain Marvel

B- | PG-13 | March 8, 2019
Many of the people seeing "Captain Marvel" (myself included) won't know anything about the character going in except that she's from Marvel Comics and that you'd think she'd be a bigger deal given that she's named after the company. After seeing the ...

Level 16

B | Not-Rated | March 1, 2019
••• The plucky, rough-around-the-edges Canadian thriller "Level 16" is a "Black Mirror"-lite story about teenage girls being trained in a creepy, militaristic sort of finishing school called the Vestalis Academy and located in a secret fortified bun...

A Madea Family Funeral

D | PG-13 | March 1, 2019
"A Madea Family Funeral" is typical of Tyler Perry's Madea series: excruciating and baffling with occasional flecks of bemusement at how misguided it is; garishly lit and cheap-looking, like it was shot on a sitcom soundstage (which it was); woefully...

Giant Little Ones

B- | R | March 1, 2019
Coming-out stories have become common enough that movies are starting to tell them with nuance. The "Am I gay?" question no longer has only two possible answers; there's a whole spectrum, as 17-year-old Franky Winter (Josh Wiggins) discovers in "Gian...


C | R | March 1, 2019
We're so accustomed to stalker movies now that they can be told in shorthand. "Greta" is a too-efficient example of this, in addition to being a cautionary tale about why you should never do something nice for a stranger. Directed by Neil Jordan (...
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The Hole in the Ground

B | R | February 26, 2019
••• In the loudly menacing "The Hole in the Ground," a solid debut from Irish director Lee Cronin, young mother Sarah (Seána Kerslake) and her son, Chris (James Quinn Markey), have just moved to an isolated house in the country -- which, not to blam...

How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

B- | PG | February 22, 2019
I loved the first two animated adventures about the Viking boy and his fire-breathing friend, but "How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World" falls a bit flat. Maybe too much time has passed? It's been five years since Part 2, nine years since the f...


B | R | February 15, 2019
••• Despite its happy, Irish-sounding title, "Donnybrook" is bleak misery porn about meth and meth-adjacent Midwesterners scrambling to survive and/or kill each other. It's compelling stuff, written and directed with mean efficiency by Tim Sutton ("...

Mega Time Squad

B | Not-Rated | February 15, 2019
••• We in the Northern Hemisphere have this image of New Zealand as Australia's sillier, goofier neighbor. "Mega Time Squad" does nothing to dispel that impression, being a manic, light-hearted comedy about a nice young criminal who uses time-travel...

Fighting with My Family

B- | PG-13 | February 14, 2019
"Fighting with My Family" would be nothing more than a routine underdog sports story if it hadn't been written and directed by Stephen Merchant, the gangly Englishman responsible for most of the funny things Ricky Gervais has ever said on TV. In Merc...

Alita: Battle Angel

C+ | PG-13 | February 14, 2019
"Alita: Battle Angel," directed by Robert Rodriguez and co-written and produced by James Cameron, marks the first time the two filmmakers have collaborated. You can see Cameron's influence in the way the film is technically proficient but emotionally...
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Happy Death Day 2U

B | PG-13 | February 13, 2019
When we last saw plucky college student Tree Gelbman (Jessica Rothe), at the end of 2017's serviceable genre exercise "Happy Death Day," she had unmasked her killer and broken the time loop that was causing her to relive the day of her murder (which ...

Isn’t It Romantic

B | PG-13 | February 13, 2019
The premise of "Isn't It Romantic" is similar to last year's "I Feel Pretty" in that both involve blondes getting bonked on the head and waking up in a fantasy version of Manhattan. In "I Feel Pretty," Amy Schumer's head injury led her to believe she...

The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part

B+ | PG | February 8, 2019
There have been two other Lego movies since "The LEGO Movie" (a decent "LEGO Batman" and a headache-y "LEGO Ninjago"), but "The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part" is the first direct sequel to the original entry. It feels late, even though it's only been...

What Men Want

C+ | R | February 8, 2019
"What Men Want" is officially credited as a remake of 2000's "What Women Want," but the films have little in common beyond the central premise of someone being able to hear the thoughts of the opposite sex. It seems like an arbitrary distinction. Do ...

The Prodigy

B- | R | February 8, 2019
You know how sometimes your intellectually gifted 8-year-old son starts lashing out in violence? And how he also has a sudden liking for paprika and has been muttering in a foreign language in his sleep? And so you take him to the psychologist, and s...

Serenity (2019)

D | R | January 25, 2019
Even if its plot twists weren't dumb (which they are), "Serenity" would be a bad movie because of its broad, hammy acting. Written and directed by Steven Knight ("Locke"), this perplexing noir misfire has the kind of performances where people regular...

The Kid Who Would Be King

B+ | PG | January 25, 2019
There's nothing the world needs less than another King Arthur movie (unless it's another Robin Hood movie), and that's why Joe Cornish didn't make one. Instead, the man behind minor cult hit "Attack the Block" (whence came John Boyega) made "The Kid ...


B | PG-13 | January 18, 2019
Picking up a few weeks after "Split" and 18 years after "Unbreakable," M. Night Shyamalan's "Glass" concludes his weird comic book trilogy by bringing all the main players together, crossover-style. That includes David Dunn (Bruce Willis), the securi...

Keep an Eye Out (French)

B+ | Not-Rated | January 18, 2019
••• "Keep an Eye Out" is the latest absurdist lark from Quentin Dupieux, whose "Rubber" -- about a series of murders committed by a sentient automobile tire -- is one of my favorite absurdist larks of the current century. Called "Au Poste!" in its n...


D | PG-13 | January 11, 2019
It's not fair to call "Replicas" the stupidest movie of 2019. The year is only two weeks old -- and besides, it was supposed to be the stupidest movie of 2017, before it got shelved for reasons that become apparent upon viewing it. An affectless K...
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A Dog’s Way Home

B- | PG | January 11, 2019
If you think you would enjoy an uncomplicated, PG-rated movie about a dog traveling 400 miles to be reunited with her humans, there's an excellent chance you will enjoy "A Dog's Way Home," which is exactly that and does exactly what you'd expect it t...

The Upside

D | PG-13 | January 11, 2019
Everything about "The Upside" feels contrived and phony, like the movie version of an inspiring-but-fake anecdote your aunt shared on Facebook. Which is impressive, considering it's a true story. Of course, it's more directly a remake of the Frenc...