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Frowny face emoticon: No ‘Snide Remarks’ today

As foretold last week, there is no new “Snide Remarks” column today. You can well imagine my sadness over this fact. I’m on the road, on a bit of a “vacation,” you might say, except that I’m still doing some work. Just not “Snide Remarks.” So very sorry.

There probably won’t be one next Monday, either, but you never know. As I’m lazing about my parents’ house later this week, the mood might strike me and I might dash off an exceptionally witty bit of commentary. On the other hand, next Monday is Memorial Day, so not publishing anything would be a perfectly justifiable action on my part. It is all part of the mystery of being me!

I’ll still have some blog entries this week, more or less one per day as usual, so don’t forget about me entirely.

Finally, did you know that one (1) spider monkey weighs the same as 9.41 placentas? Or that it would take 720 giraffes’ necks to equal the Golden Gate Bridge? It’s true! These and many other important facts can be found at Weird Converter. Go amuse yourself there for a while.

4 Responses to “Frowny face emoticon: No ‘Snide Remarks’ today”

  1. stupidramblngs Says:

    But can you exchange a spider monkey for 9.41 placentas on the open market?

  2. Momma Snider Says:

    I have always wanted a spider monkey. I’ve had seven placentas, not counting the one from when I was born, and what have I done with them? Nothing! I shoulda got a spider monkey instead.

  3. Momma Snider Says:

    PS Can’t WAIT for Eric to get here and start lounging around my house! Hilarity will ensue.

  4. O'Mallen Says:

    Momma Snider: Force Eric to write some snide remarks while he is there. WE NEED THEM!!!!! Don’t let him be lazy. If you help, I’m sure we’ll all put in the 2.41 more placentas you need for the spider monkey.

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