Film.com articles for your viewing pleasure
In the absence of a new “Snide Remarks” this week, here are some of my recent Film.com pieces, which I’m hoping a) you haven’t already read and b) you’ll find suitable as substitutes.
The Size of ‘Meet the Spartans’ Doesn’t Matter - Sure, it’s too short. You say that like it’s a bad thing.
I Never Thought the Vanity Fair Party Was All That Great Anyhow… - This required a lot more research than I usually like to devote to absurd concept pieces.
Every Oscar Speech Ever Given - Yes, every single one.
What REALLY Happened on the Set of ‘The Other Boleyn Girl’ - Pure, unadulterated lies. Please note that where I mention someone getting punched in the face, the version I submitted had “boobs” instead of “face.” My version was funnier.
Maybe ‘10,000 B.C.’ Will Be Good - But probably not.
March 3rd, 2008 at 9:46 am
You’re right. Substituting “boobs” for “face” makes it really funny (though it was already fantastic).
March 3rd, 2008 at 11:15 am
The Vanity Fair article was totally Snide Remarks worthy. Thanks for pointing it out.
March 3rd, 2008 at 11:20 am
Actually, if “10,000 B.C.” were peopled entirely with cavemen who looked like Danny Devito, I’d be much more inclined to go see the movie.
March 3rd, 2008 at 11:13 pm
The Other Boleyn Girl article was hilarious. Which is a good thing because the Vanity Fair article was awful, in my opinion.
March 15th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Next time, try “bazoombas”, which might be obscure enough for the editor to let it slide.