Mormon Horror Movies
Mormon Horror Movies
“Children of the Quorum”
“Friday the 31st” (aka “Home Teaching Day”)
“Pet Seminary”
“Enrichment Night of the Living Dead”
“I Know What You Did Last Summer, and I’m Telling Your Bishop”
“The (CTR) Ring”
“Rosemary’s Baby, Which is Her Fourth, and She’s Only 23″
“The Hills Have Tithes”
May 15th, 2008 at 12:04 am
Thanks, I needed that chuckle!
May 15th, 2008 at 1:40 am
Not to mention “Eraser-Head of the Scouting Program. Gayle Ruzicka crawls out of his radiator. . . ugh!
May 15th, 2008 at 1:41 am
Shoulda had a close quote after “Program”.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:42 am
“Rosemary’s Baby, Which is Her Fourth, and She’s Only 23?
Win.
May 15th, 2008 at 8:02 am
You’re just going to give those Halestorm folks ideas, Eric.
May 15th, 2008 at 8:46 am
“Heck Raiser” and “Interview with the Bishop” were shamefully all I could think of after about 20 minutes (and yes, I had to Google “horror movie titles” first to get some material).
May 15th, 2008 at 8:58 am
The sequel to “I Know What You Did Last Summer, and I’m Telling Your Bishop” could be “I know What You Did Last Summer at EFY”.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:20 am
“Fried Green Jello”
And in honor of the wife of the fattest guy in the ward: “Bride of Chunky” .
May 15th, 2008 at 9:36 am
“Scary Meeting” When the meeting never ends….
May 15th, 2008 at 9:47 am
Funny! I’ve been reading your stuff since 1997 when I was at BYU. Thanks for having this website!
May 15th, 2008 at 11:46 am
I’d go see “The Carthage Chainsaw Massacre” (the “shocking true story of how Joseph Smith really died”) or, perhaps a better bet would be, “The Mountain Meadows Chainsaw Massacre.” (Or did they already do that one and call it “September Dawn?”) And since the world already has “Alien: Resurrection,” how about “Alien: Sanctification,” and the inevitable sequel “Alien: Justification.” Also, I don’t want to blacken my brethren (and sisteren) by painting with a broad brush, but I’ve met one or two Saints/immigration hawks who’d probably go see “The Mexorcist.” Also …
“The Brothers” (Not as satisfying as if “The Others” had actually been called “The Otheren.”)
“What Lies Beneath Cumoah” (“He thought he was digging up the gold plates. He thought Moroni was an ‘angel.’ But young Joseph Smith is about to find out … “)
“Village of the Dammed” (Anyone else even been irked by a missionary companion employing that usage?)
May 15th, 2008 at 11:49 am
Poop. “Anyone else EVER been …” is what I meant to say, of course.
May 15th, 2008 at 11:53 am
My friends and I came up with “Friday the 31st” way back in our freshman year at the Y. We should have copyrighted it when we had the chance.
May 15th, 2008 at 11:57 am
I love it!
My mom had four babies by the time she was 23…. is that bad?
May 15th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Maybe to obvious?: “Nightmare on North Temple”
or better yet,
“Nightmare on State Street”
May 15th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
28 days later (and pregnant again)
28 weeks later (and now I’m a grandparent)
May 15th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
How about “Children of th Cheerios” ?
Yeah…..I don’t have too much!!
May 15th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
… and yet you posted anyway.
May 19th, 2008 at 10:27 am
These are all pretty hilarious, but really I thought ” The Carthage Chainsaw Massacre” went a little too far.
May 29th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
As a member of the “Excommunicated”,
I couldn’t help but chuckle – hee hee . . .
(Oh, the things I miss!)