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Rotten Tomatoes minority report

Rotten Tomatoes, now celebrating its 10th anniversary, operates on a simple concept. It looks at all* the movie reviews on the Internet, translates each into either “Fresh” or “Rotten” (i.e., positive or negative), then tells you what percentage of critics liked a particular movie. If the percentage is 60 or higher, then the film is considered “Fresh.”

“WALL-E” is the “Freshest” movie of the year so far, with a current Tomatometer score of 96% — that is, 147 out of 153 critics reviewed it favorably. Those other six critics … well, they’re in the distinct minority.

And so I got to thinking: When have I been in the distinct minority? What is the “Freshest” movie that I’ve ever given a “Rotten” rating to?

Each individual critic’s page at Rotten Tomatoes (here’s mine) actually lets you sort his or her reviews by Tomatometer, making it easy to check: It was “The Pianist,” which has a 95% Tomatometer score. I gave it a C+, which is just barely on the “Rotten” side, but “Rotten” nonetheless. I’m one of only eight critics (out of 165) to review it negatively.

A few other noteworthy instances where my negative reviews were in the minority: “Sicko” (93% on RT), “2 Days in Paris” (87%), “The Woodsman” (86%), “Akeelah and the Bee” (83), and “The Bourne Identity” (83%). (I know! I gave it a C+, and I stand by that.)

Naturally, I was curious about the other end of the spectrum, too. Which universally panned movies did I like?

The lowest: “Yours, Mine & Ours,” which stands at 5% on the Tomatometer. My B- review was one of only five “Fresh” ratings it got.

Other notable “Fresh” ratings for low-scoring movies: “Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles” (12%), “Over Her Dead Body” (13%), “Mr. Woodcock” (13%), “The Haunted Mansion” (13%), and “The Love Guru” (15%).

In almost every instance, my “positive” review is a B-, which is the dividing line between “Fresh” and “Rotten.” Similarly, almost all of my “negative” reviews of the high-scoring films are C+. There haven’t been any instances where I absolutely LOVED a movie that was hated by nearly everyone else, or vice versa.

All of this calls to mind an obvious question: Does it bother me being in the minority?

Meh, not really. Particularly in the case of comedies — if I laughed, I laughed. What can I do about that? If I ever did LOVE something that everyone else loathed, I’d probably start to second-guess myself. But we’re mostly just talking about degrees — “OK” compared to “mediocre” compared to “bad.” Rotten Tomatoes doesn’t allow for much subtlety, so it’s easy to look at the numbers and think, “Wow, everyone HATED ‘Yours, Mine & Ours,’ but I LOVED it!,” when that’s not actually the case.

*All those by critics who are on RT’s official list, anyway.

8 Responses to “Rotten Tomatoes minority report”

  1. Adam Says:

    The fact that you didn’t like The Pianist reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where everyone is raving about The English Patient, and Elaine is forced to sit through the movie several times even though she can’t stand it.

  2. Suskie Says:

    Except The Pianist really IS a great movie, whereas The English Patient really IS crap.

  3. Billy Bob Thorton Says:

    You know “Godwin’s Law?” (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law)

    There should be a similar rule for movies. “If you’re movie villain is a Nazi, you automatically lose one whole grade point.”

    Even Indian Jones isn’t fighting Nazi any more!

  4. Billy Bob Thorton Says:

    I’m sorry I can’t resist….

    You know who else didn’t like “The Pianist”?

    Nazis!

  5. Heidi Says:

    I actually just felt a little sad when I read that you didn’t like the Pianist. When I saw it I was one of four people in the theater. As I left I felt sorry for all the other movie goers watching the other screens who had missed out on watching the Pianist. I was glad it got recognized at the Oscars so others could join my bandwagon!
    It’s one of only three movies I’ve ever bought the day they came out.
    The others, by the way, were My Best Friend’s Wedding and the cartoon Anastasia. I don’t know what that says about me?

  6. GWGumby Says:

    Weird, I was reading “The Pianist” and thinking “English Patient” in my head. So they are in fact different movies, then?

  7. Phil Cardenas Says:

    Eric, I can see you liking most of those movies that others thought stunk, but “Over Her Dead Body”? Really? Even Eva Longoria cringes when she thinks of that waste of celluloid.

  8. Clumpy Says:

    I know this isn’t the appropriate time for this sort of thing, but you’ve just uttered several trigger words which compel me to announce that Hellboy II looks fantastic to go by the reviews. 100% so far out of 8 reviews, technically higher than WALL-E was at this point though in all honesty I doubt it will end up that high.

    Seriously - it was all I could do not to type the part about Hellboy II in 12-year-old AOLer-style caps. I hope Dark Knight doesn’t kill Hellboy the second week.

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